Asher Mary Lou

[B!tchesloveme]

She’ll finally wash her hair when she gets a boyfriend (aka future husband) who will dry it for her

she just claims incompetence to make her look less high maintenance. I’m dead at how much her Miami trip is already centred around this thread her followers must be thinking she has Narcissistic personality disorder or short term memory loss with the absolute rit that she’s posting.

I’m dead though that she’s walking round Miami in a pair £1 primark sunglasses after speaking to the shop assistant like tit, breast implants that well overdue their replacement but she can’t afford the surgery; I’m talking 10+ years and sharing a room with Darius and Lauren and shouting stunning scenes. Even in the new apartment their is one bed. She is absolutely gorgeous roughing it. No wonder she was selling the merabi a week prior to departure. Asher that is tragic scenes x

She’ll finally wash her hair when she gets a boyfriend (aka future husband) who will dry it for her

Waist wider than her shoulders

 

[greycurtainxo]

does she not realise she looks like an idiot. I’m cringing so hard

 

[Loveandlight2020]

She also announced that she’s got sand all in her hair WASH IT THEN

 

[Hatersloveme]

Did anyone see the video with the boy on the lounger. What a beg

also she’s deffo sleeping on that couch ain’t she

 

[Lollypopdolly]

Tell me you edit your pictures without telling me Asher Bruv stunning scenes that hand!!!

 

[lshartley14]

either she’s breathing in deep to make herself look skinny or she’s got a serious problem. no woman who was already as tall and slim as her would CLAIM to be so obsessive over calorie counting then spends her life eating out on junk food and drowning herself in tequila. surely that lifestyle can’t be healthy

also she’s copying molly mae with the necklace chain around the waist, LAME and so original darlings, stunning scenes she’ll be claiming she’s done it for years if it gets pointed out

the hotel they are staying in doesn’t even look that nice, the bathroom was the only nice room and tbe patio looks like a prison yard with no view lol

 

[B!tchesloveme]

Tell me you edit your pictures without telling me Asher Bruv stunning scenes that hand!!!

Why is her hand bigger than her rib cage

Everything is angles and edits, girlies don’t feel bad. She looks like a WWE wrestler walking down ocean drive the hat is giving me UNDERTAKER vibes and I’m crying

 

[Anna Delvey]

either she’s breathing in deep to make herself look skinny or she’s got a serious problem. no woman who was already as tall and slim as her would CLAIM to be so obsessive over calorie counting then spends her life eating out on junk food and drowning herself in tequila. surely that lifestyle can’t be healthy

also she’s copying molly mae with the necklace chain around the waist, LAME and so original darlings, stunning scenes she’ll be claiming she’s done it for years if it gets pointed out

the hotel they are staying in doesn’t even look that nice, the bathroom was the only nice room and tbe patio looks like a prison yard with no view lol

A lot of hotels in south beach actually ain’t that nice. They are very run down and grubby and very over priced because they charge tourist tax. Considering this Darius is an amazing DJ I’m surprised they haven’t gone to the 1 hotel and got a suite but that’s expensive so obvs he ain’t as free flowing with cash either.

This looks like a very budget holiday to Miami.

God knows where Asher is sleeping though and it’s kinda sad she’s just room sharing!

 

[Loveandlight2020]

Tell me you edit your pictures without telling me Asher Bruv stunning scenes that hand!!!

looks Like she’s got a cricket glove on

 

[Just.here.for.the.goss]

Imagine spending a whole day in Miami and just videoing your body while breathing in so hard you need a huge hat to hide your face … it’s so odd!

 

[leavemeeyebrowsalone]

Omg when I first watched her story I thought it was a room with two bedrooms but no, watching it again and it’s deffo just the one room. Wtf?! Get your own bleeping room! If that was me and my bf he wouldn’t stand for my mate third wheeling in our hotel room, that’s just next level embarrassing for her

 

[clare999]

Her abs Lauren definitely referencing tattle , Lauren saying about the hairdryer

 

[lshartley14]

her tapes have miraculously loosened enough for her to put her grubby hair up then… yawn

 

[Anna Delvey]

her tapes have miraculously loosened enough for her to put her grubby hair up then… yawn

Just another excuse not to wash that hair of hers

 

[greycurtainxo]

She literally lives her life for Instagram. She wants people to see her as the bad witch living her best life but we can all see she’s a broken woman, a tag along and has an alcohol use disorder

 

[B!tchesloveme]

‘Sorry guys I’m going to let you get a couple picture for once’ the only thing your influencing is stalker behaviour gorgeous girl x

her tapes have miraculously loosened enough for her to put her grubby hair up then… yawn

She looks more cuboid than her dog x

 

[Anna Delvey]

I love how nearly every post is a sly dig at tattle she’s obvs bothered

 

[bam101]

Anyone else remember a few months back, her first time eating edamame… Now it’s like she’s the person who discovered them

 

[fluffybunny101]

I have lurked on this thread for a while but after watching her stories i have had to comment. How does she not get sick of looking at her face!!! Literally if you tap fast through her stories every one starts with near on basically the same pose! Lots of influencers video themself but she just makes me cringe, like I feel embarrassed for her. Go have a good night Asher, put your phone away!

 

[Hatersloveme]

SS before the dirty delete