All the paid ads she could get from fake tan brands if she'd just admit it ![Loudly crying face :sob: 😭](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f62d.png)
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Not a real tear in sightThe crying at the engagementoohh yes happy tears them
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Oh she was for sure holding out for 29th Feb 2024, so that she could get down on one knee! Which would shock him 2 fold as, he is used to her being down on 2 knees.Does anyone remember when she was "asking for a friend" about a super chill vibes wedding photographer in central london last Februaryyet we've never seen her attend said wedding
I still think to this day Psycho Mary Lou had booked/or was in the process of booking a "surprise wedding" for poor unsuspecting Charley Here and was planning to just pretend he was going to London for a meal and ambush him 🫨🫨🫨🫨but I think he somehow found out and put a stop to it. It was after this that things shifted from "I don't think it will be long till we get married"to "Charley Here's life plans mean he won't be ready to settle down until his late 30's"
Maybe as part of this "surprise" she'd booked the Maldives as a honeymoon...normally if you cancel hotels in advance you can get a refund but I'm not sure about flightsand that's how she's ended up there now, using her flight credit
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I think the year before tbh... we all know she was desperate to "be married before she reaches the coffin dodger age of 30" and if she was only proposing to Charley this year she'd have been days off 30 just getting engaged -not married - and "too old"Oh she was for sure holding out for 29th Feb 2024, so that she could get down on one knee! Which would shock him 2 fold as, he is used to her being down on 2 knees.
Honestly she just comes across so bitter about Charley and his mum! Like she’s annoyed he didn’t wanna marry her immediately! No normal couples do that and you could see from the off she forced herself on him so many times!I think the year before tbh... we all know she was desperate to "be married before she reaches the coffin dodger age of 30" and if she was only proposing to Charley this year she'd have been days off 30 just getting engaged -not married - and "too old"
last valentine's day I think it was all planned but Charley Here (rightly) said no. The Xmas she moved down there Charley's mum used to post her to her grid but that all stopped for some reason and Trasher made the "mums would suck their son off if they could" comment.
She’s full ofThe pick me comment about "so glad I experienced the island in this way and not in one of the luxury sea villas we all see on the internet" Asher, just admit you knew it would be weird as duck staying in a villa by yourself and probably because you couldn't afford one, not through choice![]()