Antigoni - Shakira from Shein

[MindyKippling101]

calling her shein shakira is genereous , I was thinking more like Aliexpress Shakira or Poundland Shakira or Madam Tussads Shakira where they look nothing like the actual celebs

 

[Notredamn]

Probably in the minority but I kind of believe the gist of the story because it’s that random, where would it come from to be made up?! If someone was going to make shit up about Antigoni’s life, why not pretend to be an ex mate or a mate of her sister’s or a far-flung family member?
But the fuck up was inventing the other accounts and over egging the pudding

 

[panini]

Let the man stay blissfully unaware that there’s a lunatic posting about him online

Personally I just want someone to ask him if he knows a Caribbean Michelle keegan

 

[Dizzymichelle]

It’s all fake. All lies. Don’t make excuses to what clearly is a dangerous person. Having a well known member backing them up and now is silent says it all to how deep this prob is. Is there a baby is there martini prob not. But they enjoy the tattle clout. How sad must their life be

I gave birth over the weekend so I am currently in that newborn stage where I have a lot of time (while feeding) to sit around at all hours. I went back through all the posts and it's actually very disturbing how they were changing up accounts to have the conversations. Sometimes 3 or 4 in a row.

 

[Martini0404]

I just thought “pitta pocket” kind of insinuates she’s got a wide vag

Can’t… and cannot stress enough I won’t be… confirming this

 

[PenelopeStraw]

Anyone know around which page were the messages where Martini wanted to leave and they persuaded her to stay lol

Page 29 when "EllieMae" sends "Martini" a pleading message to come back to the thread

 

[Babydoll22]

Let’s rename her Jasmine, because she always has Aladdin and if she doesn’t she dresses like him!

 

[Ronlonglegs]

Wtf I thought this thread died yesterday and Martini came back madness utter madness. But I love it mick

 

[jojo911]

 

[JellyDonut]

She has the neck of an ox and such a manly jaw. She really reminds me of Nadia from Big Brother from yonks ago (the transgender)

 

[Tifastrife]

Imagine if if Martini et al were ALSO Olivia off the Elle Darby thread

 

[Gossipbabex]

Is it that deep to be contacting him? Lol

Hi mate is your baby mum a deluded nutter making shit up on tattle?

 

[watermelon sugar]

I fucking KNEW IT

the whole thing was ridiculous but the drug dealer thing was what killed me off. How pathetic.

hahahahaha FYI my drug dealer takes apple pay, samsung pay, google pay & he has a portable card reader he takes on drug dealers with him. he also says it’s 2 4 1 for caribbean michelle keegan lookalikes

 

[watermelon sugar]

I can confirm this thread is wild

 

[liarliarpantsonfire]

Why would you pick the PT of someone who was in love island for 5 minutes to create a fantasy around?

personally I believe what @elloelloello said and that Martini is a real person/the baby mama of the PT, but then she created fake accounts of other people in their lives to "back up" her story, because if not yeh wtf at least choose royalty or something

 

[watermelon sugar]

she sounds like she smokes 50 a day as well

 

[cocochino]

Read away… Because I didn’t want to be his booty call.

He LET you!? If he didn't want a kid, he should've worn a condom. This guy is so fkn trash.

 

[EllieMae21]

She’s the sort to be pulled over for speeding then tells everyone she wasn’t speeding it was because the officers fancied her

Desperate

 

[throwawaykid12]

That’s actually fucking crazy hahaha “only 1 personality here” you forgot the three 0’s after that, thread suggestion:

Antigoni #2 - Haunted by the ghost of Martini

 

[Spilttea]

I think if Antigoni was gonna happen she would have happened by now, the amount of money her parents have thrown at her career. It’s actually embarrassing that despite her mother’s efforts she is still just a hanger on to the actual love island finalists, well Paige anyway. I don’t think Gemma and Ekin Su have gone near her.