Anti Conspiracy Theories #6 wakey, wakey!

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Mine went off in the park and one of the Grandad’s shouted “The Russians are coming” I nearly cried laughing! Apparently not everyone thought it was as funny as we did…
 
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Serious note: it’ll be interesting to see when these are used again as it said “serious and life threatening” on the message.
 
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Serious note: it’ll be interesting to see when these are used again as it said “serious and life threatening” on the message.
I can't see it being used more than a handful of times. The most common reason will be flooding, I suspect.
 
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Mine went off 3 times! Felt like a weekday with the snooze button!
does this mean you’re in charge carol?!?!

if you’re going to activate my vaccine microchip can you do it on wednesday? i’m busy the rest of the week, thanks!
 
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The alert went off on my phone and no harm was done, it was just a bit of noise and a message flashed up on my screen. Then back to normal.

Anyone would think it was some major thing the way some areas of the media were reporting on it. These alerts have been used in other countries for years and you can opt out if you want to.

It’s a classic example of how the smallest things get hyped up and turned into conspiracies.
 
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I genuinely thought the posts about activating vaccine chips and the alert being government mind control were people taking the piss out of CTists but after scrolling through SM yesterday, I guess not 😳. I feel like this is such a boomer CT that only people who still haven’t moved on from their nokia bricks are scared of though lmao.

On another note, the irony of CTists demanding people provide ’irrefutable proof’ for stuff, when they themselves refuse to provide any evidence whatsoever for any of the moronic claims that they make is not lost on me 🤣
 
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The alert went off on my phone and no harm was done, it was just a bit of noise and a message flashed up on my screen. Then back to normal.

Anyone would think it was some major thing the way some areas of the media were reporting on it. These alerts have been used in other countries for years and you can opt out if you want to.

It’s a classic example of how the smallest things get hyped up and turned into conspiracies.
exactly! i have a lot of friends in the usa (mainly california) and they have ALWAYS had these alerts, for various events. they were amazed that such a fuss was being made about it here 🤣

i also think people sort of missed that it’s a test and was always going to have little issues because it’s the first time we’ve done it. that was the point. it isn’t an indication of government coercive control - though i’m sure the MI5 agent who must now live in my phone will let me know.
 
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My alarm went off on my work phone but not on my personal so not sure what CT’s would make of that. Perhaps that the government don’t care if I get attacked by zombies however my employer will still expect me to come into work 🤪
 
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I genuinely thought the posts about activating vaccine chips and the alert being government mind control were people taking the piss out of CTists but after scrolling through SM yesterday, I guess not 😳. I feel like this is such a boomer CT that only people who still haven’t moved on from their nokia bricks are scared of though lmao.

On another note, the irony of CTists demanding people provide ’irrefutable proof’ for stuff, when they themselves refuse to provide any evidence whatsoever for any of the moronic claims that they make is not lost on me 🤣
Yes indeed. If any proof is provided to them, they'll just say it's from a biased source and if it's a journal article, they'll just take the mick and say "haha yeah, let's trust the science shall we?!" (Then they'll complain people take the piss out of their views.) It's like a repetitive merry go round. :D
 
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Yes indeed. If any proof is provided to them, they'll just say it's from a biased source and if it's a journal article, they'll just take the mick and say "haha yeah, let's trust the science shall we?!" (Then they'll complain people take the piss out of their views.) It's like a repetitive merry go round. :D
🤣🤣🤣 you send them a peer reviewed meta analysis showing the number of cardiac events reported after vaccination in 40 million people that has been published in the JAMA, and they’ll respond to you by linking some incoherent substack article written by some musty, jobless CTist who still lives in their parents spare bedroom 💀.
 
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🤣🤣🤣 you send them a peer reviewed meta analysis showing the number of cardiac events reported after vaccination in 40 million people that has been published in the JAMA, and they’ll respond to you by linking some incoherent substack article written by some musty, jobless CTist who still lives in their parents spare bedroom 💀.
#FundedByPfizer

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#fundedbypfizer…….. Yeah and especially you mate. We all know you’re employed to come here as a professional clot shot pusher by BigPharmaTroll inc 😤😤
I don't know why but 'clot shot' really annoys me. It's too try hard and obvious.
Maybe I'm just grumpy as I had a flu shot today, I'm full of paint stripper and dead fetus.
 
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I think it's hypocritical how a lot of conspiracy theorists complain about scaremongering, yet they have no problem with scaremongering about vaccine injuries. I was just reading some nutter on Twitter who was saying most of the vaccinated will be dead within 1- 10 years (quite a large range) and most of the reply tweets were along the lines of "so glad I didn't have it". Yet if such deaths were being predicted for any other reason, they'd be saying it was part of a campaign to make us all scared and subservient.

Also, every single death of a celebrity is heavily hinted to be vaccine related, as is any illness. Even though people died of, or experienced, all those things before covid, so even if vaccine injuries were responsible for a handful, they can't be responsible for them all. But that is never acknowledged.

I think some of it is calculated as well. After all, we know cancer and heart disease have long been big killers in the UK, again long before Covid, so they're laying the groundwork about how vaccines cause cancer and heart issues because they know lots of people will sadly die of those things anyway, so then they can say "it was the vaccine, told you so!"

And that's the really odd part, how so many of them seem almost gleeful about deaths because they can use it as vindication of their anti vaccine stance, even without proof the vaccine caused those deaths.

In relation to your post there's a woman on Instagram - I've not shown her name because she's not got a thread - who spouts this all over her stories. She's got cancer, which is awful obviously but she's saying it's the vaccine and young people getting cancer is all because of the vaccine.

She's now stopped chemo because she says it's poison and is relying on essential oils and healthy food to cure her cancer.. 🙃

Just leave this here which she came out with today.. duck me...



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In relation to your post there's a woman on Instagram - I've not shown her name because she's not got a thread - who spouts this all over her stories. She's got cancer, which is awful obviously but she's saying it's the vaccine and young people getting cancer is all because of the vaccine.

She's now stopped chemo because she says it's poison and is relying on essential oils and healthy food to cure her cancer.. 🙃

Just leave this here which she came out with today.. duck me...

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Chemo is sort of a poison, not in chemical structure but in how its so hard on people, but sadly its one of the most effective tools we have at the moment against cancer. Its why we have highly trained specialists monitor the use of it.

I've seen in multiple family members when medicine doesn't work exactly how doctors hope it will they turn very quickly on the medical professionals and assume they must be to blame.
 
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