Throwing a spanner in the works
man I hate ācan we try and pick up the phone to themā like youāre incapable of thinking of that yourself. Usually always said by a person who NEVER picks up the phone to anyone themselves!!I posted this on another thread yesterday
- can you reach out
- just touching base
- can we try and pick up the phone to them
- moving forward/going forward
- let's draw a line at this
HATE itman I hate ācan we try and pick up the phone to themā like youāre incapable of thinking of that yourself. Usually always said by a person who NEVER picks up the phone to anyone themselves!!
Slightly relieved to hear Iām not the only one who gets annoyed by this, it really rubs me up the wrong way when managers stop calling people āpeopleā.someone on my team always calls people out when they call people āresourcesā and rightly so. Heās like āwhen you say resource do you mean humans? Like, people?ā
Argh I HATE the use of 'reach out' yet I seem to be noticing it being used more and moreI posted this on another thread yesterday
- can you reach out
- just touching base
- can we try and pick up the phone to them
- moving forward/going forward
- let's draw a line at this
I send placeholders a lot! but they literally are placeholders usually just to make sure people keep that slot free until I get a more firm invite/agenda etcI'll put a placeholder in your diary......shut it arseholes just call it a meeting invite
A strawman wtaf
Bang for your buck
Pre-Covid not corporate jargon as such but honestly if I hear that one more time
I like to call it utter pishScaling
Optimize
Synergy
Organic
... how about "a load of bollocks!"
The term "exciting" is used in the corporate world for things that are most definitely not exciting.I suppose 'exciting vacancy' can come under the head of corporate jargon. It makes a job advert sound so appealing, doesn't it? Then you see it's for a warehouse, call centre or data entry clerk!
It was so gushing and yet so full of shite that I almost threw upLiv Garfield, chief executive Severn Trent, said: āThe last six months have been challenging for everyone and I am grateful to our Severn Trent people, whether theyāve been in a treatment works, in an office, working from home, or out on the streets carrying out essential work, for the dedication, resilience and wonderful can-do spirit they have shown. Itās these qualities which have enabled us to provide our customers with a great service in such difficult circumstances.
I'm in IT as well. That "digital transformation" one that gets thrown around always makes me smile - like management haven't noticed that's been taking place for more than 25yrs with Excel.I work in IT and hear certain buzzwords in meetings with other IT and finance bods
Latest ones include digital transformation, big data and blockchain
worse is when they also add "competitive salary" , if the salary was in any way good surely they would list it?!I suppose 'exciting vacancy' can come under the head of corporate jargon. It makes a job advert sound so appealing, doesn't it? Then you see it's for a warehouse, call centre or data entry clerk!