There's definitely more going on than he says. He seemed to casually skip over that heart murmur didn't he? He may be undetectable but his immune system is clearly shot to tit.
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£57?! If it makes you look as ill as Grant I’ll pass
To be fair (I HATE that expression£57?! If it makes you look as ill as Grant I’ll pass
) the Skin Rocks rich moisturiser is amazing. It’s £64 but it’s brilliant. It’s sorted out my dry skin like nothing else did. But £57 for something you wash away? No.
I’m not sure if anyone knows, but Andrew is getting married to Grant on Sunday, and he’s finally happy with his hair. I thought I should tell you, because I’m certain you’ve been losing sleep.
Jeeeees, how long til the divorce? I reckon 5 years max
Jeeeees, how long til the divorce? I reckon 5 years max
He will be going on a major downer after the wedding when he realises nothing will change.
How many god damn minutes has he got left on his bicycle hire as I'm done with all the cycling and pretend happiness with life.
How many god damn minutes has he got left on his bicycle hire as I'm done with all the cycling and pretend happiness with life.
Yep, I’m old and I have seen the same pattern play out over and over; the people that focus solely on every single detail of their wedding, they are the ones that don’t stay married long term. Similarly, the ones that post the most about their idyllic lives on social media are always the ones that I know are completely miserable behind the scenes.He will be going on a major downer after the wedding when he realises nothing will change.
How many god damn minutes has he got left on his bicycle hire as I'm done with all the cycling and pretend happiness with life.
We definitely have several ‘revelatory’ posts to come, like the ‘my entire head was full of filler and I was an alcoholic drug abuser’ ones. Either from him or Grant or probably full on messy ones from both of them
It’s only the wedding today and I already can’t wait for the divorce. It’ll be so messy and public 
With their track record I hope neither of them is poorly tomorrow 
Even if he isn’t ill, Grunt will still look like he has the plagueWith their track record I hope neither of them is poorly tomorrow
If he didn't have a beard, he'd look terminal.
So what I've gathered from his 20 or so posts to the run up to their wedding day is Andrew's only concern was his hair and his shits. The wedding photos are just going to look like there's a groom and a page boy 
A starving Victorian orphan pageboySo what I've gathered from his 20 or so posts to the run up to their wedding day is Andrew's only concern was his hair and his shits. The wedding photos are just going to look like there's a groom and a page boy
They just look so odd together.
Wow all that hype for nothing. Was expecting Grunt to be at least in a kilt and Penfold to wear something with personality. It's weird they went matchy matchy as it just highlights how small Andrew is compared to grunt. Anyways they look like 2 waiters
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Feels like it’s all just for show / Instagram content
It definitely is
Can’t believe big Lurch McLankylegs never got married in a kilt!!