AMPX Andy Malone - LA bound on his wee private jet, snapping the cash so we don't forget

[Facesisafool]

That pic looks like imperial Dundalk yes. I know the receptionist I’m gonna text her now

 

[Capricorn]

Never heard of this fella. Just had a nose there without following. Christ he sounds very unhinged. Walter Mitty springs to mind.

 

[Thought that]

Have yous seen McCooeys recent post?

She's pure class.

I love her, and only just came across her page this last week or so! Heading to newry for coffee in her place when this is all over!!!

 

[Daydreamerbeleiver]

Can’t deal with his videos like is he on drugs or something? Comes across as a right narcissistic twat. And what’s the rise? Is he advertising viagra or something? So many questions but wtf is the deal with this twat

 

[NewryFamous]

That is the thing though... they bloody well will, all them dicky influencers will be talking about it and all their followers will jump on the bandwagon

and his "marketing" has just been about creating a frenzy to capture attention, that "marketing genius" will indeed work...

The best we can hope for is people recording it and it getting sent around for free to kill his sales.

But i wouldn't be surprised if he ended up in psychiatric ward or a coffin tbh

100% he's going to come to a bad end, he's involved with one of the most ruthless men in newry, the same one that got another man to cut the throat of someone who owed him money, walking a tightrope so he is!

 

[HesterPrynne]

Never been as glad to see a thread on someone in all my life!! Thank you!!
Have seen a few comments about him being a dealer, and not just the microwave meal kind.
Any one have any craic on this? I've been hearing it for a while around Newry.
Looking at Companies House and stuff, his business isn't anything to get excited about but I'm not the best with figures so not sure if I'm reading it correctly.

 

[Chaser2020]

I've a weird fascination with him i can't stand the fella, but I also have to watch his stories to hear what the gobshite has to say. He's got to be the most arrogant man on the planet!

 

[BigMavis]

What you have to pay to hear his bullshit???
No fanks Andy I'm good.

 

[micky0093]

Why did he switch to DPD? What happened all his top of the range refrigerator vans and all these drivers he’s hired? Heard he fucked them over years ago

 

[BigMavis]

Can't help myself, I Have to comment. He says he cares about peoples mental wellbeing, but surely his actions go against that. This is not building people up, its dragging them into the quagmire with him.
I also heard him saying that a positive mindset is a choice, nope! Not correct, fuck sake half the country has clinical depression, I'm sure they would love to "flick a switch" in their brain and feel great.
@Thecraicvampire I don't know his history, what makes you think he had planned all of this including the "documentary" and can we stop calling it a documentary ? Did he have beef with these people prior to the private jet weirdness?
I don't care about his business affairs, I wish him well but the mental health issue and somehow lauding himself as some sort of holistic guru is a bit much coming from a person with little to no self awareness that I can see.

 

[Irish126]

I feel for the family back home! Like they have to be very concerned, I’m sure his siblings have normal jobs .. would it not suit him better to go and spend time with his babies and make memories, time is precious this picture however, the memes are a laugh on Twitter

 

[bluetick124]

About fucking time we had a thread on this HEAD WRECK
UPPPA fucking rise folks

 

[Columbo]

Jesus Christ folks jokes aside he can't be well? He's actually manic.

 

[martha82]

Personally, if you are publicly calling someone a d1ck or whatever or criticise them, you have to be prepared for the consequences..
None of those people ever thought Andy Malone would publicly name and shame them - or if they did, they don’t care.
I don’t think Andy is bullying them...
At the end of the day, Nico makes YouTube videos of himself pretending to j3rk off or scratch his b@lls - like why would Andy calling him out embarrass him?! Plus other have pointed out Nico is probably raking the £ in anyway!
The Suitor guy is taking it well & I think he is a likeable guy who is pretty down to earth.... trying to promote a positive attitude.... he’s probably still dreading next week mind you.
But Nico is getting as good as he gave in my opinion!
I reckon McCooey is keeping quiet as there isn’t much to say plus she probably doesn’t want to be featured! Wouldn’t be her style to be nasty about anyone either. She’s a good soul & a very funny one at that!

 

[sizzilekizzile1]

Waiting patiently for the “big reveal” at 7PM tonight although does he realise everyone is laughing at him not alongside/with him? I used to get his meals and then sometimes I’d just pop into shops to buy some, and somedays his food would be there and somedays it wouldn’t. It was as if he kept pulling them out and putting them back in? He seems like a fucking tube, even if he was the best in Ireland I wouldn’t eat his meals due to the way he portrays himself. King Andy more like King Dick

 

[RandomMess]

His meals have only recently been brought into my local costcutter.

They've had yellow stickers on them any time I've looked at them!!!

 

[Nico The Great]

Now he’s pretending his marketing genius idea worked, it’s only good if it gets you customers, bet he’s raging he was caught out . Everyone is so fake, Miceala Gowdy is another attention seeker, NI has lost the plot.

 

[HesterPrynne]

Why did he switch to DPD? What happened all his top of the range refrigerator vans and all these drivers he’s hired? Heard he fucked them over years ago

I genuinely think he's got rid of them all to foot his own lavish lifestyle. He seems like a greedy cunt. I know he's donated meals and all that craic but it's always those who shout the loudest about their accomplishments and generosity that are the ones you need to be watching.

 

[brandambassador]

Absolutely taking one for team & applying for job just to see process !

 

[Kilingtime]

I agree with all the points above. But what could he have filmed over the last 6 months? If he has been travelling, that's a breach of Covid rules lol. Regardless of what anyone thinks of the pandemic, he should be reprimanded on that. What's he going to show how the fucking chicken curry is made or how it's packaged? Or is he going to be simply sitting in his office with a mural of himself behind him (wdf) and talk about the 'rise' to the fucking top... I didn't realise that there was no kitchen anymore, that's very sad! Because the meals were top notch and full of flavour and goodness before.

He's been over and back to London (staying in the Ritz of course) and Dubai, all documented in his stores with vague references to a documentary and 'big things on the horizon'!

Yeah he's fallen out with everyone who has worked for him- his initial chef was top notch bit couldn't hack it (i heard rumours of Andy ripping him off money wise despite their financial arrangements regarding the company)

He was without a gym for months too because he had such a bad financial rep noone in Dundalk would rent to him. Now he has this huge empty unit with few bits of gym equipment and a big table with slogans all over the walls.

All the influencers were getting their meals for free off him so when that stopped, so did the shout outs. As expected.