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deadgirlinside

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I think she was, again, hoping that Cartier would sponsor Marco with an e-ring like what Tiffany did to Ali Gordon or to what DeBeers did to Charlie (Fashion Mumblr's fiancé. I guess she wasn't that famous yet to score the freebies.
 
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y0ass

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Yikes she said that's her dream ering but we all know she'd rather have something from cartier than a sponsored ering. 🤡🤡
 
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Anne1448

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Deep in debt but has a lavish wedding in Italy soon, did her parents pay for the wedding?

I'm not saying there's nothing wrong with the parents paying for it, but seeing her stories buying Hermes here and there makes you believe that they can pay for the wedding.

Will this wedding be another #kindlygifted influencer wedding?

(If you want to see a gifted wedding, look at InTheFrow's wedding. Tacky as hell.)
It's going to be sponsored just like her wedding planner. Wait and see.
 
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y0ass

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Don't want to see the Peloton body? If anything it'll be tame like a bra top and skirt cover uplike she always has done
 
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bahama-mama

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Even having the ability to take time out from work to focus on personal mental health is a luxury that most people don’t have.
Exactly. And Alyssa isn’t going to skip a collab that will get her a free or discounted Hermes bag to work on her mental health. You cannot enjoy the spoils and then when it’s convenient say “Oh it’s been too much”. Which one is it? It’s all a load.
 
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Neither have I. It’s all carbs and junk food. Her coffees have hundreds or so worth of sugar calories in them. How is she not as big as a house? Does she only eat one meal a day? I don’t remember if I’ve ever heard her talk about fitness. I always thought it was sus that she said she took a size 6 or 8 in Aritizia when there in-house brand is known to run small.
She either yo-yo diets or still has the last of her fast metabolism helping her out. But in your 30s I know eating shit is no joke because it can really pile on.

She was very slim 5+ years ago. Her oversized clothes conceal it, but her body shape seems to be a rectangle e.g slimmer legs and arms, gains weight in midsection. I guess cause she never wears crop tops we don’t see the weight gain there?

Not sure what US sizing conversions are but she looks to be a 10/12 AU (which is solidly medium).
 
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lurkingin94123

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Exactly. And Alyssa isn’t going to skip a collab that will get her a free or discounted Hermes bag to work on her mental health. You cannot enjoy the spoils and then when it’s convenient say “Oh it’s been too much”. Which one is it? It’s all a load.
Despicable. What are these people going to do for work when they are no longer attractive (to brands, not looks-wise) and they have to get a job?! Do we think they’ll all go into retail sales? There are a very limited number of awesome influencers who would be able to get work at marketing/advertising companies.
 
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YvesNotLaurent

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Just watched her haul video, she said Marco bought her the mini Lady Dior.

Guess that confirms our suspicions he somewhat funds her luxury habit. I can only assume he’s bought her more for her previous birthdays.

Also she looks like she’s going grey. The pure stress of being behind on your mortgage payment and reselling all your belongings I guess.
I think he bought her the goyard bag last year, too
 
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y0ass

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Looks like she’s heading back home now. Is it just me or did it seem like she was only in London for like 3 days? Went so quick.

All she did was go to a luxury department store, go to a cafe and “clean the streets of London” with her pants LOL! Literally what she does every weekend in NY.
Facts!! Oh and maybe go to a christmas market? 💀 but if NY or NJ had one she'd probably go too 😂 maybe she needed more tax deductions thats why she went to London and say mm ya beautiful at Sothebys
 
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lurkingin94123

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Alyssa is the queen of putting lipstick on a pig. The outdoor furniture saga. Girl, #1 skip the furniture and move. #2, you can’t afford something for your house that certainly cost less than a Hermes bag? Maybe rework those priorities.

She’s clearly baiting West Elm or RH to gift her outdoor furniture, but where is she going to put it? I’m not sure I’ve seen either brand showcase beat up chain link fences in backyards, but maybe that’s the vibe now?
I mean, the fence is “vintage” and “minimal” we she claims is part of her “aesthetic.” 😭😭😭
 
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lurker102

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And she really has to put “make the bed” “breakfast” and “rest” on her to-do list? Looking busy seems to be the only component of this lazy sloth’s “full time” job
Yeah, LOL. I wonder why she did not put lunch and dinner? Excursions to NJ food court then? 😆
 
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Oh gosh the coffee thing really annoys me. As someone who’s very into coffee and owns a semi-professional coffee machine - her espresso extractions are always so terrible. She doesn’t care about coffee she just gets gifted machines and doesn’t even put the effort into learning about how to adjust grind size, tamp pressure or even use fresh beans. Ugh. It’s no surprises she just adds syrups into all her coffees because she’s not extracting them right so must taste bitter/sour ! Very typical of influencers to just flaunt and flex items without appreciating the items itself.
For as many designer shoes she owns, she literally only wears her AF1s. Maybe sandals in summer.

Her lifestyle is really an overgrown university student: Leggings, oversized tops, sneakers, copious amounts of sugary coffee, complaining about workloads and making her partner drive her around.

She’s 30 but seems stuck as a 20 year old. Not to mention her financial planning skills. It’s very 20 year old-esque to invest money in material things rather than a house.



I just can’t imagine Alyssa wearing colourful Jordans and the like. Maybe she’s moving away from her beige Annie Bing aesthetic.

Doubt it though. She’ll probably just only get neutral sneakers or if she snags a partnership, get the shoes for free bc she’d never spend money on anything that’s not beige.
 
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YvesNotLaurent

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At least her hands look nice in that photo lol. I envy people who have long, slim fingers.

Sothesby’s vlog was interesting to see all of the history behind the pieces. But Alyssa’s input while the SA was talking was:

“Wow”
“Beautiful”
“Mmhmm”
“What’s that one priced at” < girl you can’t even afford it.

Imagine if he asked her about her engagement ring ☠ It’s almost like walking into a Gucci store with a fake Gucci bag.
My thoughts exactly! She actually came across quite rude, too. She had nothing of substance to say and it’s so obvious she has no idea when it comes to the heritage of the luxury houses, I’m sure all of the staff had a good laugh at her expense after she left 😂
 
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