What an idiot. This bag will have a 50% resale value. Dear Alyssa, you're not a Hermes client, you are a Hermes reseller.She’s back at it with the herrrmeeeezzz
I'm still lol'ing at her spa'd old ass shoulder mini Kelly. The leather is visibly cracking. I don't care what anyone says. Leather is leather. That bag was beat to within an inch of it's life. New hardware + a shine doesn't erase that. Alyssa's filters and low gradient also can't erase it.
Can we all also have a major laugh at her suede Margaux bags?! Those bags age like an orange in the sun. They look like crap the second you put anything in them! Well done, The Row. They cattle-called the heifers, and did they ever come running!
OMG, I can't stop. And let's also talk about the Alaïa bag that she bought just because Tamara Kalinic bought one. GET A LIFE, ALYSSA.
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