It is almost as bad a mumtrepreneur - dads don’t highlight if they have kids! - my husband would be laughed out of town for saying “get your MOT from his self employed Dad”
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I know this thread is fairly quiet and I haven’t been moved to post about her lately but today she’s really wound me up!
Off the back of Small Business Saturday, she’s reminding all her followers that she and other instamums like her are in fact just small businesses. Seriously, eff off love! I’m happy to support my local independent hair salon or barber, my local butcher/deli etc. these small local businesses are serving their local communities through adverse circumstances. Alison’s worked throughout the year with her husband doing childcare so she can do her arse-lick podcasts. How dare she liken herself to a small business!?
Off the back of Small Business Saturday, she’s reminding all her followers that she and other instamums like her are in fact just small businesses. Seriously, eff off love! I’m happy to support my local independent hair salon or barber, my local butcher/deli etc. these small local businesses are serving their local communities through adverse circumstances. Alison’s worked throughout the year with her husband doing childcare so she can do her arse-lick podcasts. How dare she liken herself to a small business!?
She talks absolute bollocks. She is a freelance muppet. Small business my arse! 
I did work experience at more when she worked there and when she was pregnant with her first. She announced it during a meeting. She was so cold towards me - probably because I was a nobody - but happy to dish out her breakfast order for me to go fetch! Really didn’t find her very warm or kind.
That does not surprise me, she only mingles with the in crowd. Just look at her guests on her podcast. She got challenged once that the majority were white middle class female with the odd token one in such as Candice Braithwaite.
Her reels are SO CRINGE. The open mouthed gurning I can’t stand it!
ALISON PERRY | The midlife mum on Instagram: "Are you one of those people who wake up looking presentable? I’M NOT! Greasy hair ✅ Bonkers fringe ✅ Oily sheen on skin ✅ Just as well I’ve got a super quick way to get ready, isn’t it? 😉"
687 likes, 70 comments - iamalisonperry on August 8, 2020: "Are you one of those people who wake up looking presentable? I’M NOT! Greasy hair ✅ Bonkers ..."
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She looks SO much better in the before! In the after she looks like she’s in Roald Dahl’s Witches!This one, ye gods! She looks a totally different person. And so much better make up and fringe free!ALISON PERRY | The midlife mum on Instagram: "Are you one of those people who wake up looking presentable? I’M NOT! Greasy hair ✅ Bonkers fringe ✅ Oily sheen on skin ✅ Just as well I’ve got a super quick way to get ready, isn’t it? 😉"
687 likes, 70 comments - iamalisonperry on August 8, 2020: "Are you one of those people who wake up looking presentable? I’M NOT! Greasy hair ✅ Bonkers ..."
Had to unfollow. The reels and gimmicky lists of things aimed at going viral. Preferred her when she was just being herself. It’s inauthentic now and just a carbon copy of many others
She’s the epitome of a try hard.
A large number fo the Instafluencers are struggling with online lessons. Just proving that you don't have to be so clever to promote yourself into a vacuous existence via social media.
I think it’s - ‘I’m just like you’ ! Which in Perry’s case is so not true, he is a qualified teacher
Tbf I think he was only a teacher for a very short time until he had to give it up to be the stay at home dad. She loves to remind everyone that she’s the breadwinner.
You wouldn’t know that there are two adults in that household 24 hours a day, just like Toby and Roo. Both of them leave follows thinking that they are the breadwinner and also primary care giver.