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I agree. I was the same shape/size as her a few years ago. I bought a black one thinking it would be slimming, but I ended up looking like Danny Devito as the Penguin.
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Quote of the century
Her ability to look as unattractive as possible is amazing
That is all I can say about this latest outfit!
That outfit
it looks like something you’d wear to muck cows out---
Who wore it best
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Shes such a misery!
Imagine filming having a cup of tea with your friend . Its so over the top. Shes a moron .
Imagine filming having a cup of tea with your friend . Its so over the top. Shes a moron .
If her kids ever read her insta posts i frel sorry fpr them 
. Csnt wait for them to.go to school, can't wait for them to go to bed yet writes for mumsnet and does mum podcasts etc. Is it all phoney? I like to fit in time with my husband of a night but I also have time with my kids. I feel she thinks moaning about it all makes her relatable. I just find it all predictable from Alison.
. Csnt wait for them to.go to school, can't wait for them to go to bed yet writes for mumsnet and does mum podcasts etc. Is it all phoney? I like to fit in time with my husband of a night but I also have time with my kids. I feel she thinks moaning about it all makes her relatable. I just find it all predictable from Alison.I’m glad I don’t have friends like that. She would bore me shitless.
Not that she would want to be my friend anyway - I went on a diet to lose a shitload of weight. She openly said once that she wouldn’t want to be friends with someone who did that.
who even speaks to friends like some soap opera character
Mind you this is someone who thinks a cup of tea at 6.00 pm is living on the edge
What a bleeping idiot
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calm down with that tea you might over heat/ wet your self / be up all night.
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She is over the top with her hand gestures also. Guess what our parents and grandparents had the same problem.
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She is over the top with her hand gestures also. Guess what our parents and grandparents had the same problem.
Why did she post that really unflattering photo her child took of her outfit 
She’s worse than Brummymummyof2 sometimes with the awful photos of herself she posts.
And why, WHY the leather look leggings? Jesus christ, put them in the bin.
She’s worse than Brummymummyof2 sometimes with the awful photos of herself she posts.
And why, WHY the leather look leggings? Jesus christ, put them in the bin.
Ugh another post about the kids like they’re the biggest burden! The weekends are not ‘unpaid work’ they are time with family/friends/for some chill or for some fun. Christ!
Does that mean the stupid yet another mummy podcast is getting a rebrand too?
Pretty sure she’s trolling her mate Babs at this point making her reconsider her mum of toddlers persona
She's trying so hard to have success somewhere isn't she. Her netmums social media editor job is now freelance. Her novel she was writing, who knows. Her sleepover business. Her podcast consultancy she mentioned recently?! And now the Midlife Mum. Oh and it's FREE. Like we're supposed to be grateful 
Meanwhile her stay-at-home husband has returned to full time work as her playing at being an influencer obviously isn't enough to sustain them anymore.She's trying so hard to have success somewhere isn't she. Her netmums social media editor job is now freelance. Her novel she was writing, who knows. Her sleepover business. Her podcast consultancy she mentioned recently?! And now the Midlife Mum. Oh and it's FREE. Like we're supposed to be grateful
Does anyone else see the resemblance between AP and Jamie-Lynn Spears?!