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Another holiday?! This time with the ‘school mums’ 
! Two holidays in the space of a month without her kids. So relatable and an accurate depiction of normal family life 
! Two holidays in the space of a month without her kids. So relatable and an accurate depiction of normal family life 
There’s a whiff of desperation to go viral about her. Every reel she posts has a look at me look at me about it. One person said floral dresses are no longer in fashion and she makes a reel and endlessly shares it in the hope people will agree with her and it’ll get noticed by the press as backlash
Hang on, one minute her kids have vomitting bug the next they're in the paddling pool 
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Makes me laugh that she wears glasses too big for her face but sunglasses too small for her face!
That’s why she said no family holidays - she’s blowing the budget on Mummy only holidays instead…Another holiday?! This time with the ‘school mums’
So now apparently the reason she can’t stand family holidays is because of her childhood trauma! Not just that your kids burst your nutt then Alison, no?
Ah the typical instagrammer bandwagon of trauma. Typical Alison
She will be an expert doing a podcast all about it within months like they all do 🥱
Oh yes, like her book and podcast about how she’s an expert twin parent…despite her husband doing all the parenting of their children, while she fucks off on holiday at any opportunity.
Another holiday without the kids! So so relatable that.
Another holiday with her 'mum friends' now I'm all up for breaks for parents as parenting is bloody hard but this women never seems to not be on holiday. What about her husband? When does he ever get a break?? She never seems to have to parent those kids yet feels she constantly needs breaks
She’s like her best friend brummymummy2 who has had it rough poor thing despite all those holidays two or three times a year, freebies, trips out all paid for, colabs, free invites to special premiers or events, concerts, endless purchasing of outfits never to be seen again, more holidays but yeah she’s had it rough
Jesus - I'm just coming to the end of 7 years of primary schooling and haven't made a single good friend at my daughter's school. I like to think I'm a reasonably nice person and certainly not quite as boring and annoying as her. How has she managed to make so many bloody friends and good enough to go on holiday with??!
Sorry Alison but that pink swimming costume makes you look pregnant
At least she’s taken those awful white clumpy trainers off 
I don’t get her, her figure is not that bad but looks worse in that costume and there are so many fabulous costumes out there it’s as if it’s against some weird body confident rule to flatter your body
