Alison Perry

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OMG She actually looks possessed
She loves pedalling the overdone trope of a mum that NEVER LEAVES THE HOUSE. Bore off Alison, your kids aren’t babies anymore, strapped to the boob, you are free to have a social life
 
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She loves pedalling the overdone trope of a mum that NEVER LEAVES THE HOUSE. Bore off Alison, your kids aren’t babies anymore, strapped to the boob, you are free to have a social life
And she’s always out without them, she only takes her kids out anywhere if it’s ad/pr gifted
 
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I don’t know why I follow her. She is the most cringe person on my Instagram
 
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I wonder if her husband gets weeks and weekends away too? I really cannot see her coping if he left her to it for half term.
 
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Another one who is so utterly boring, she can’t fill a Tattle thread in over four years. 🥱
 
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Most people with 4yr old twins will never be able to have a week abroad to themselves on a bloody wellness retreat. that's just so far from the reality of most of her followers, she is deluded. Bet she hated the 4hr workouts too.
 
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Most people with 4yr old twins will never be able to have a week abroad to themselves on a bloody wellness retreat. that's just so far from the reality of most of her followers, she is deluded. Bet she hated the 4hr workouts too.
Self care
 
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Nice to be surrounded with like minded middle class people with no care in the world
It was only recently reported that 70% of children living in poverty has a parent working. But hey poor old Alison so frazzled and struggling she had the luxury to take a week off and fuck off aboard on a retreat.
 
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And the gym was also on her Out list but I’m pretty sure she was back there a few weeks ago.
 
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Good lord, that latest post should come with a warning. And I don’t mean her body…!
 
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Surprise surprise, it's summer and she's done the whole body confidence thing. Yawnnnnn
 
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Don't care about her body, just wish she would keep that bloody gormless face away from the camera. We do not need to see it so close up.
 
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A grown woman getting in that paddling pool is fucking ridiculous. Nothing to do with body confidence, whether you're a size 8 or 18 it's still a toddler's pool designed for under 5s FFS.

And yes that red lipstick is completely the wrong shade for her it's washing her out.
 
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