And Daddy Paddy still hasn’t proposed after being dragged to 20 weddings in a fortnight.Credit to @Truthslayer for our title -
Old Almond is “more motivated than ever”, mostly motivated to drape herself in £2,000 outfits and Chanel earrings, rather than focusing on her failing app. She’s also SUPER HAPPY and excited EVERY MORNING whilst walking to the gym (to train herself, no clients) but looking forward to a massive comedown when she realises she should do more than 30 mins of work per week.
I’m not a fan of this over bleached wavy look - she looks like a Pamela Anderson wannabe. And why is her tongue always stuck behind her teeth in all of her photos? Is it her teeth or her lips? Or both?
She looks like Lindsay Lohan there - and I don’t mean it as a compliment.I’m not a fan of this over bleached wavy look - she looks like a Pamela Anderson wannabe. And why is her tongue always stuck behind her teeth in all of her photos? Is it her teeth or her lips? Or both?
Because she probs got compliments on her hair as she shared what she used to achieve those curls as apparently people were askingShe looks like Lindsay Lohan there - and I don’t mean it as a compliment.
The hair with that wave is so annoying. Why?
It looks like when I was 8 and I realised if you go to sleep in pigtails you get wavy hair the next morningBecause she probs got compliments on her hair as she shared what she used to achieve those curls as apparently people were askingor Andy told her she looks cute
she'll never have straight hair again..
Seriously photoshopped. Doesn’t look remotely like her.View attachment 1505436
Is this actually her? I don’t think it looks like her at all!
Just an excuse to reshare an old skinny photo of herselfSeriously photoshopped. Doesn’t look remotely like her.
“Liquidy”. I can’t stand these stupid words that she is definitely a culprit of using. Liquidy. Garlicky. Just say fucking liquid.Another culinary masterpiece from Chef Alice. This isn’t a recipe, it’s a how-to and she needs to pick a lane.
Agree. It doesn’t take an army of people to report a bloody photo. Does everything with her need to be high drama and attention?! Just report it and action it yourself. Ffs.Just an excuse to reshare an old skinny photo of herself
The fake laugh as Paddy cycles past herCor she's a bit manic this morning
Little trotters. She looks far worse with the wavy slept in hair tooView attachment 1505822
The fuck?! How can she think this looks good? 🫣
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