Alice Liveing #4 Alice is liveing but the ostrich is not, she’s sat there crying over a spot

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Oh wow this is actually horrific. Ageing, dated and totally unflattering. Sack the stylist, Alice!!
 
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That dress doesn't look any better on the model on the website. The top part is ok, if it were a jumper it'd be nice.

There's a danger of people thinking you're pregnant in something that loose.
 
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Why is she dressed as a pea? I hope this is chilling out at home wear. NB I love green. Colours suit her more than all over beige.
She cannot genuinely think this looks good. Christ on a bike, maybe I should become a stylist if people think that looks good!!
 
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Is she trying to switch to being a full time fashion influencer? More effort required if this is the case
 
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Why is she dressed as a pea? I hope this is chilling out at home wear. NB I love green. Colours suit her more than all over beige.
Did she actually pay someone to pick this out for her?! More money than sense. Can't believe I used to enjoy following her a few years back.
 
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Why is she walking to the gym? She couldn’t be torn out of her car a few weeks ago. I suspect it’s gone back now. Was never hers for long. Such a fibber.
 
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She’s just the Q & A with volvo saying how they can be affordable to people on finance, had a quick look and they’re nearly a grand a month she’s on another planet
 
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Yes I looked at the Volvo deals ages ago. The full electric is a shed load of money. I know it includes maintenance, tyres etc but a grand a month is NOT an affordable car payment. She’s on another planet.
 
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Why is she walking to the gym? She couldn’t be torn out of her car a few weeks ago. I suspect it’s gone back now. Was never hers for long. Such a fibber.
Cue a post this evening, hi Alice, still reading here? How’s Paddy getting on with his work nights out/golf weekends away? Has he told you where he’s really been going yet?
 
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So that tedious Q&A that I only listened to about 2 minutes of has garnered two whole comments on her post. one of which simple said Hello.
Her new stylist has definitely got her into the old beige knitwear vibe too.
 
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