Farmer Sam
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So she’s off to Tally’s non official wedding party in France - please don’t let her wear white. I wouldn’t put it past her. 
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Greencatfysh
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Hahaha it can be too!Lewis aka Gay Paddy….the man Alice wishes she was married to
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Oh ha ha I always thought GP stood for Gay Paddy not Grunge Pants
Farmer Sam
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And that hair is still scraped back to within an inch of its life. 🫣
Truthslayer
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Gosh she’s going to be one of those helicopter parents that tries to find a reason for every time they don’t sleep, every time they cry etc. I hope she doesn’t project her insecurities on any kids she has!Maybe the plan is to concieve, have a baby and then jump on the motherhood rollercoaster. Personally I think she is too selfish for all that being a parent means but who knows
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And as predicted by so many - here we go. Back to real life so creating drama where she can
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instaidiotics
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Jesus! Can she look any more plastic??
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Farmer Sam
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The obsession is ridiculous. All she’s done is a bit of a tweak after a couple of weeks off and going maybe a bit too hard! Ease back, bit of ice if needed, get DP to massage the groin
and all will be good. She is the biggest narcissist out there. She makes Chessidiot look altruistic.louderforthecheapseats
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Oh no take it back, she’s had a read here and added one in of him at the wedding 
Farmer Sam
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I’d say too much Botox too close to the brow line.
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Fuck me she really does love herself doesn’t she. Those shoes are the pits though.
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Farmer Sam
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Yes she did go, but what on earth is she wearing?!!!! This is a true horror!!
Pilatesgirl
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It is about her 'official' wedding taken straight from her IG.
GBPackersFan91
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Her reply made me laugh. Yes Alice. Yes we can tell. Just a little bit.
I’m guessing we will be getting one of these edited videos every day for the next month or so (at least) whilst she is still on a high from it all. I mean, that’s why you hire an entire social media team for your wedding right?!
I’m guessing we will be getting one of these edited videos every day for the next month or so (at least) whilst she is still on a high from it all. I mean, that’s why you hire an entire social media team for your wedding right?!
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Same stuff different day
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pennypinchpam
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The guests’ seating and table settings look so budget - bare chairs, the tiniest of table centre pieces, and a very basic looking cake from some celebrity favourite cake maker. In comparison to her flowers for her photos and her dresses, it gets more and more evident that she did not give a shit about DP or her guests. Even in her stupid story about eating a FOOD FREEDOM KEBAB she has a Freudian slip, “paddy and i’s speech”. She just can’t help herself! What a mega bore.
Deevee47
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But true 
Oh I’m sorry, I know I should just scroll on by but he really is sooooo unattractive. He gives me the ick ..
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Oh I’m sorry, I know I should just scroll on by but he really is sooooo unattractive. He gives me the ick ..
Farmer Sam
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She’s wearing a nightie. I quite like her hair like that and her make up is pretty.
But the team member Zoe - she is wearing a frock just like Alice has and the same shoes!! Cloning or lending?!
fimfim
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Where is her hair?
Same stuff different day
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She gonna have her clothes made when she’s preggo as well? So self obsessed.
Greencatfysh
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It also says “have a good week every.” At the end. Like why not spend 2 mins proofreading what is quite an important post? She just doesn’t give AF
louderforthecheapseats
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Spotted them and thought WTF…notice Tally had them for her hen do too. Assume they all ended up in the bin