That was a looong insta story about the weekend potentially being rainy 
ffs
ffs
Alice Liveing #14 Disingenuous fibber, I rarely use #ad. When I’m not on holiday I’m very very sad
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I dislike her assumption that her inane chatter is relatable. Like “naturally I’ve done XYZ” and “obviously I’m feeling”… not everyone can relate to your tit Alice. And I say this as someone who’s her age and also getting married next year. She’s just completely self obsessed and clearly worried about what her insta photos will look like if it rains.
it rained on our wedding 1 (lockdown wedding, so I’m allowed 2 weddings- ha!) and it was so memorable because of it.
we were only allowed ‘outside’ at that point- so we had no option than to accept it.
the photos are amazing!!
duck off alice!
How did I miss this hilarity?
Cringing at how staged that was
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So if you strengthen your glutes you get to marry a small bloke with little to no personality? That’s 1000x times a reason NOT to in my book!!
Could she be more of a narcissist?
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You’re already married Alice
But they look awful!!!
That was the povvo wedding though, doesn’t countYou’re already married Alice
Her face looks mental.
Alice, hun, I don’t know if you know but there are a couple of slugs on your fivehead.
wtf are wedding brows? Why are they different to non wedding brows?
They are dreadful!! She must be seething
What, ever? You'd think she was dying.
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She’s cringing me out sooooo bad. You can just tell this weekend her main priorities are how she looks, and her photographer getting good photos. This is the woman who hired a professional photographer to follow her around at her 30th birthday for gods sake. I cannot wait for it to be over and for her to spiral!
I don’t think the spiral ever stops. She’ll go off on honeymoon, FoOd FrEeDoM, come back, period and “I feel so bad about myself but food freedom”, post wedding newly married facial brows nails and injectables, and a side by side photo of her wedding body vs happily married body. You can literally predict her content calendar as well as her menstrual calendar.
Is her wedding on a Friday?
It won’t be. It’ll just be three days worth of events and outfits
It feels like more of a very expensive photo shoot and show off than a wedding
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