Agreed that she has no joy. Her life is dull.
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Also why is she always sending flowers to people and then reposting the thank you? Not enough karma points for just doing it? So narcissistic.
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Also why is she always sending flowers to people and then reposting the thank you? Not enough karma points for just doing it? So narcissistic.
It’s because she has such few mentions that she needs to share ones from her mum thanking her.
About the kids comment - wowwie Joanne is a total asswipe, as if people without kids don’t have lives. However, Alice’s life IS boring and basic
so she’s not completely inaccurate.Where the booze? Where’s the silliness? Where’s the squabble? Why does DP go along with being filmed when looking so miserable. That is the most unfestive content. She makes Christmas look like a massive joyless chore.
She was telling you not to do it because it is an unbelievably ugly outfit.
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Is this Chanel? Why does she feel this is relatable?
Why is she trying on clothes in what looks like a pretty expensive shop when on a shopping ban? Does she not have work to fill her time with!?! Surely with the Christmas break coming she should be prerecording her content so it's all good to go.
And why has she covered her face with that big white heart?
She is so exhaustingly needy.
Probably shopping for another inane wedding/engagement related outfit, going by the white theme
It’s from Self Portrait - costs £420 
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as a dress
The SA was trying to tell you hunny
Wow that’s right up there with the Victorian maid at that raving event or whatever it was. The SA is trying to hold her pee in at the sheer hilarious horror of it. 🫣
Omg I love that it’s supposed to be a minidress. LOL waaay less frumpy that way.
She IS exhausting as @Clapster1 said.
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Maybe she should start a third IG account “Alice’s unbelievably over the top self indigent wedding” or it’s all about me for short?
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This is so spot on. It’s obvious that her app, her paying customers and her ‘work’ commitments are low down in her list of priorities. Wasn’t it only a couple of weeks ago that she was apparently serious about levelling up her business, #girlboss etc. And since then she doesn’t seem to have done much apart from see Wicked for the 15th time this year and post pictures of herself in various awful outfits that cost the same as a lot people’s monthly salaries.Why is she trying on clothes in what looks like a pretty expensive shop when on a shopping ban? Does she not have work to fill her time with!?! Surely with the Christmas break coming she should be prerecording her content so it's all good to go.
And why has she covered her face with that big white heart?
She is so exhaustingly needy.
She looks so aged in that Hitched ad. Like a well-kept newsreader in her early 50s.
She’s so expressionless she’s become a waxwork non entity. It’s a shame as she is a really pretty woman underneath all the Botox.
She got the most joy in that whole video from whipping out the DysonIt’s because she has such few mentions that she needs to share ones from her mum thanking her.
About the kids comment - wowwie Joanne is a total asswipe, as if people without kids don’t have lives. However, Alice’s life IS boring and basic
Where the booze? Where’s the silliness? Where’s the squabble? Why does DP go along with being filmed when looking so miserable. That is the most unfestive content. She makes Christmas look like a massive joyless chore.
Is she putting out an album with the book???
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Oh god, with her and Rhi singing. Can you imagine!
Oh dear god - save us.
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People are struggling to heat their homes, but don't worry because Alice has overcome such adversity and not dyed her hair for a while. So brave.
Also she could eat an apple through a tennis racket.
Also she could eat an apple through a tennis racket.
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