The smooch pic with hand on chest and the DP black tassel shoes! Two more bingo ticks I think?!
All I have to add here is Alice - TAKE OFF THE OURA RINGdamn, the floral frock bingo won’t be ticked off. Instead it’s a raspberry bacofoil Dentist’s gardener shiny creation with the obligatory headband. The bride looks spectacular though. This is a wedding that’s cost a few quids…
Why not just fly business class if you can spend that much on a dress that you will never wear again? Also I recall during pandemic she was asking for donations on PayPal. To fund all her expensive dresses I wonder
This is hilariousI actually burst out laughing at this. You need inspo from someone your own shape and size, Al. No wonder she looks so awful.
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hi Alice!
Why not just stand nicely and have a photo where the bride is the main star? She’s knocked the bride sideways, spoiled the flow of the bride’s dress and ruined what could have been a lovely photo of them.damn, the floral frock bingo won’t be ticked off. Instead it’s a raspberry bacofoil Dentist’s gardener shiny creation with the obligatory headband. The bride looks spectacular though. This is a wedding that’s cost a few quids…
This!!All I have to add here is Alice - TAKE OFF THE OURA RING
Also - the photo is of AliceWhy does every caption have to be such a word salad? Everyone she meets is the most amazing, special, beautiful human on the planet.
Fuck. Right. Off.
Think this is what it means“Marrying in the most beautiful way” what does that even meaaaan
Haha it's absolutely awful. The boots and glasses look particularly fuckin ridiculous!I. Have. No. Words. (It was bad the first time we saw this outfit. This is even worse!)
100% extensions or clip ins in. Very voluminous!I. Have. No. Words. (It was bad the first time we saw this outfit. This is even worse!)
Also - I reckon some sneaky hair extensions have been added over recent days.
Okay I’m convinced now that this brand has to be trolling people with more money than sense. The brand name is ridiculous and the name of the dress style is unhinged. There can be no other explanation for this nonsense.Why???
Who is like this?? Seriously am I just dead inside? I love my mates but I don’t need to video call them like a love sick puppy every few days
The designer behind Vampire's Wife is the wife of Nick Cave a musician, so the name is a pun about her. He sang Where the Wild Roses Grow, a duet with Kylie Minogue.Okay I’m convinced now that this brand has to be trolling people with more money than sense. The brand name is ridiculous and the name of the dress style is unhinged. There can be no other explanation for this nonsense.
I feel quite sorry for Paddy. If I was facetiming from bed on holiday and posting things like that I think my husband would be quite put out. It's really weird.Who is like this?? Seriously am I just dead inside? I love my mates but I don’t need to video call them like a love sick puppy every few days
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