Perceived proximity to famous people is Alice through and through.
Oucassi’s girlfriend, Ioan’s wife, Piers Morgan’s wife’s friend - not meaning to offend Celia there as I prefer her to him.
Loads of us know famous people through our families, jobs, kids schools, neighbourhoods, hobbies, charity work.
We don’t bang on about it all the time because they’re normal people getting on with their lives.
Alice isn’t famous enough for most people to recognise her and her obsession with being someone famous is sad.