Alfie Deyes #8 Condom hat, kendama twat

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They love having those quiz games at their office parties though don't they?
 
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Because that's what Casey has lol
 
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Out of all the inexplicable things alfie does, the one thing I will NEVER understand is why he thinks anyone wants to see him doing M&S ginger juice shots in every single fucking vlog
 
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Right. The sheer amount of Futureself plugs this absolute CRETIN posts is unreal.
It makes it worse he tried/tries to pass it off as “not merch” but persists with the constant stories and liMiTeD eDuTiON 72hr dRoPs.

Get a fucking grip.
He’s replaced pointlessblog with futureself. That’s it. That’s all he’s done.
 
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I remember he did a shout out like this a few years ago and no creators reached out it will just be Alfie wasting a week with the condom hat crew
Oh gosh, and when he launched his podcast after months of hype and thousands of pounds of equipment (a couple of underwhelming episodes with the usual suspects and randomly Charlotte Crosby who must have been paid) and he asked potential creator guests to get in touch....only to un-launch it shortly afterwards because everyone was ‘too busy.’

Or a few years before that when he spent thousands more renting out that big soulless office he wanted to be a ‘creative hub for Brighton youtubers’ or whatever...but we never saw anyone there other than his immediate friends (and sister) and the PA who may or may not have stolen from him.
 
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Either that or he’s the least self-aware person on earth
No I think he knows he buys a lot of rubbish, Zoe does that #shitmyboyfriendbuys... but I think in lieu of a personality he has zoned in on this as if it’s a cute trait. As if buying things mindlessly and obsessively is a quirky characteristic. Like that thing he does when he forgets his wallet. Wild !

Also worth nothing that that quote isn’t from the bland and uninspired mind of Gary vaynerchuck- it’s a rip off of one of fight club’s most famous lines.
 
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People that constantly quote Gary vee annoy me. He’s a salesman and Alfie has been sucked in
 
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People that constantly quote Gary vee annoy me. He’s a salesman and Alfie has been sucked in
I agree and I think it could apply to most of not all ‘motivational speakers’ but he is absolutely bottom of the barrel. 10 seconds on his instagram and its just baffling how he’s been so successful.., (kind of a great and powerful oz situation I think )

I mean, wowww.... erm, what ?




It’s not surprising that Alfie laps up this nonsense though is it ?
 
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Both Zoe and Alfie seem to be constantly buying ‘stuff’.Its almost as if they do it to bring them some fulfilment since they both seem to be lacking in other areas of their lives.
 
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So he’s just announced the total figure raised for Australia at 74k Aus$ - I make that about £38k, or around £12 per T-shirt based on the claim that they sold 3000 (or over 3000?)
Considering the T-shirt’s were what, £25 plus p&p (I think?!), that means they’re attributing about £18 to cost for each shirt.

which sounds a hell of a lot to me for a basic white tee with a small amount of black text on it...

I’d love to see a breakdown of their ‘costs’ for this because I feel damn confident that they paid themselves as part of these costs.
 
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He definitely said he sold over 3000. If the T-shirt’s were £25 plus postage I’d have said more like £15-20 profit per tee.

also. Shows just how much mark up is on these youtubers selling merch... £12 a tee is still a lot of profit
 
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This latest vlog is a joke!!!! I’m just a few mins in but not gonna be able to stand much more.... walking through his tatty garden house (which he may as well just live in?!) showing all the stuff he abandoned or doesn’t use anymore... if I were him I’d be feeling pretty embarrassed about what a complete waste of space he is.... I mean, it’s ridiculous!
So out of touch with reality. Oh and no Alfie, you don’t have flu. At most it’s a cold. Go and get your overpriced juices that you could just make yourself if you weren’t so fucking lazy and just fuck off.

Twat.
 
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This is just trite, inane nonsense. I hate the poor language of using ‘Super’ as an adjective in this way.
 
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The amount of stuff in that locked office is actually disgusting. He thinks he’s funny but it’s just gross and a perfect example of all the gear and no idea. Why’s he always moaning about broken cameras when he’s got about 20?!
 
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