Alfie Deyes #7 Joe Sugg's sister's boyfriend/housemate

[Wowwwwwwwww]

He buys Zoe the wrong size shoes. Has done a few times apparently.

Sitting in his pants and blurring it out in the edit.... I assume cos he’s so super savagely family friendly.

Says LICHERALLY again and again.

Zoe has fake glasses on again.

Zoe mentions autumn lurgy.

Zoe can’t draw stars but she did an art A level.

Alfie is a scruffy bastard though, isn’t he? His hair makes me die inside.

 

[SmhCarrot]

If you can make it through an Alfie video, you honestly deserve a medal. I can just about make it through a Joe or Zoe video (not with Mark in it) but how does anyone enjoy an Alfie video?? Started to watch the vid and he was just boring me so much I couldn't. He is just not entertaining. He genuinely has about as much personality as a soggy doormat.

 

[Wowwwwwwwww]

If you can make it through an Alfie video, you honestly deserve a medal. I can just about make it through a Joe or Zoe video (not with Mark in it) but how does anyone enjoy an Alfie video?? Started to watch the vid and he was just boring me so much I couldn't. He is just not entertaining. He genuinely has about as much personality as a soggy doormat.

He’s honestly the most boring “content creator” in the UK. Hypes everything up like it’s the best thing since sliced bread then it’s just him sat in his pants drawing. bleeping pathetic.

 

[Lola123]

He’s honestly the most boring “content creator” in the UK. Hypes everything up like it’s the best thing since sliced bread then it’s just him sat in his pants drawing. bleeping pathetic.

Over promises and under delivers, he should consider becoming a politician

 

[thenomad]

His facial hair really bothers me. Esp the bit where his mustache and nose hairs connect. Also, he goes on in his stories about how he spent so much time editing. The longest ever! So I guess anything over 1-2 hours of editing for Alfie is the same equivalent as a full day’s work for the average person. Sure...

If you guys wanted to know where his jumper from his new video is from. Now you know. You can buy it along with his sick deck of playing cards. Do it for you!!! Also, notice that little skateboarder gif in the corner of his story. Yeah if you didnt know... Future’s Elf is not a merchandise and is licherally for Tories skaters!

 

[Horatio]

I have a positive thing to contribute. That model looks like Harry styles. Who is he ? What’s he doing wearing Future Self?!

 

[SpookyLumberjack]

I HATE HIM. How can someone be so stupid, greedy, selfish, wasteful and obsessed with material belongings and then have the audacity to sit on his moral high horse because he has a bleeping reusable water bottle? The lack of self-awareness is astounding. I am still convinced that he has some underlying mild learning difficulties. How is he real???

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Some Prets don't have proper mugs so have no choice. Pret also sells reusable bamboo travel mugs, recycles all cups thrown away and doesn't use plastic straws anymore. He's an idiot.

 

[newtoyou]

I imagine if a homeless family moved into the disused office house next door that Alfie uses mainly as a store of wealth he'd be the first to call the police and get the choppers out

Not before telling them "do yourself a favour and work hard TODAY"

 

[Shellx]

 

[electricmallows]

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"Don't be like this dopey old prick and actually propose to your girlfriend today" love that

 

[thenomad]

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The expression on Alfie’s face in that screenshot coupled with the ads (of Zoe’s distant dreams) is just too perfect.

He should wear his padlock and chain choker more often, it’s very symbolic of the current predicament he’s in. Another day closer to Zoe’s 30th.

 

[HunnyBunny]

I can see he is desperately trying to cover his receding hair line. His hair looks soooo messy, unkept and dry.

 

[StephenTJackson]

I can see he is desperately trying to cover his receding hair line. His hair looks soooo messy, unkept and dry.

How long before he gets himself a #gifted #ad hair transplant?

 

[Wowwwwwwwww]

How long before he gets himself a #gifted #ad hair transplant?

Oh god it’s on the cards isn’t it (not the Futureself playing cards)

 

[Youtubegossip]

hopefully he’ll just go with the first freebie he gets like with the teeth and ends up with his hairline meeting his eyebrows or something

 

[Alightened]

Oh god it’s on the cards isn’t it (not the Futureself playing cards)

Too late he's been and had it done

 

[LongishCat]

He genuinely has about as much personality as a soggy doormat.

I'd rather watch a video of a soggy doormat drying than a video of his

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He's giving me Jonathan Saccone Joly vibes in this screenshot

 

[Shaza78]

Over promises and under delivers, he should consider becoming a politician

A Tory one

 

[sburton]

So how many days until he jumps on the Team Trees bandwagon? Unless it’s a tweet/insta story I dont think it’ll happen for at least a few days, too lazy to try and get a video together ASAP. Also, I think it’ll be same old with him, share a link but won’t put any of his own money where his big mouth is.

not a chance in hell he won’t jump on this bandwagon since it’s Alfie and he always hops on others bandwagons, usually well past their prime and very half assed since he’s so damn lazy.

 

[Horatio]

Yeah you’re right. 1. It’s a big trend. Of course it’s much more than a trend but Alfie will see it as a trend and where there is a trend Alfie will follow.
2. masterminded and promoted by some of the most successful YouTubers, whose content he would be half heartedly copying anyway.
3. There’s an environmental goal, giving him a chance to pat himself on the back and lecture his audience all at once.