Canāt be Alfie, the person was ACTUALLY riding the skateboard.Is that Alfie
Alfie Deyes #7 Joe Sugg's sister's boyfriend/housemate
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My dads the cutest 
Hanging out with Zach and LOTTIE again, eh Alf?
Rich that this is coming from Alfie. The 26 y/o who still plays with toys and probably has several rooms dedicated to his graveyard of toys in both his house and the not-mansion next door where his roommate lives. But yes, Alfie-stotle do tell us all the amazing year of the content stuff youāve yet to deliver us so far... Weāre waiting.
wowww he continues to amaze with his total lack of self awareness. And this one is almost accusatory/judgemental in tone .... Iād love to know what he imagines he is doing to better himself .Itās really not because of his irritating personality that I say it, he more or less objectively is completely useless and utterly talentless.
Are they trespassing on someoneās property? Anything for the gram, I suppose [emoji849]
Also, āyesterday yesterdayā? Wtf.
Also, āyesterday yesterdayā? Wtf.
Reminds me of the kind of thing bored teenagers do in small towns. Sure it might have actually been fun and spontaneous but it being Alfie makes me think he did it more to say he did than for the sake of it. Heās always desperately looking for something interesting to document ....and failing spectacularly-the Italy video being a case in point.
I just said to my partner that he was hanging around in a field with a few mates like he's 15 years old. I used to love his videos but they have gone so downhill, he needs to really step it up.
That picture of Alfie on the hay is giving me Theresa May running through fields of wheat vibes.
Classic Tories
Classic Tories
They live like adult kids out of the film
Big.
Big.
This is exactly what I was thinking when she was listing all his stupid toys cluttering the house. Love that film, though [emoji6]
So according to Lotty, (in addition to trespassing) they played hide and seek amongst the hay bales as well. How old are all these people again?
Also, why does Lottie type like Poppy? With the v abbreviation for very. Is it a Brighton thing to hate the word very?
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So out of order to mess about on somebodyās property. Alfie was the first to kick off when they used to have fans invading their privacy at their old house, yet itās fine for them to trample all over someone elseās property?
So disrespectful. I hope someone calls him out on it.
Again, weird to be out without Zoe.
Iām not joined at the hip with my boyfriend but as a rule we would do most activities together if we are both free, unless itās a special girls night or similar.
So disrespectful. I hope someone calls him out on it.
Again, weird to be out without Zoe.
Iām not joined at the hip with my boyfriend but as a rule we would do most activities together if we are both free, unless itās a special girls night or similar.
I imagine if a homeless family moved into the disused office house next door that Alfie uses mainly as a store of wealth he'd be the first to call the police and get the choppers out
Zoe rarely goes outdoors so I'm not surprised she wasn't there. Also, this was at night which by then Zoe is taking her nth bath for the day, surrounded by hundreds of lit candles for Alfie to blow out afterwards, and going to bed. I think Steve's girlfriend was also there sans Steve, so the overall group consisted of Zach, Lotty, Steve's gf, and Alfie from what I'm seeing across their stories (correct me if I'm wrong).
But I do agree that it's hypocritical of Alfie to go on about privacy and the security issues they had in their previous house and yet go on someone else's property to mess around; purely for their own amusement. It really shows you how ignorant this entire group is. Sure they got to have some fun but the complete disregard and respect they have for others and their property is just peak entitlement and really highlights everyone lacking brain cells to put together even one logical coherent thought. I thought stupidity was only defined between Alfie, Soppy, Zoe, and Mark. Apparently it's like the plague. Anyone in contact with Zalfie gets dumber by the day.
He would do the same if there were squatters in his woodland that he never uses. I honestly wish he got caught and faced some repercussion last night. He never learns, everything goes in one ear and immediately out the other while he's too busy admiring his reflection.I imagine if a homeless family moved into the disused office house next door that Alfie uses mainly as a store of wealth he'd be the first to call the police and get the choppers out
I thought he always had his choppers out alreadyI imagine if a homeless family moved into the disused office house next door that Alfie uses mainly as a store of wealth he'd be the first to call the police and get the choppers out
I sent him a message saying I thought he didn't like people trespassing on their property, perhaps he shouldn't do it to others. Doubt he will see it.
That other girl he is always dreamy about, Sarah close? A singer did a break up video with her boyfriend too...
Itās like Theresa May telling us she ran through fields of wheat as a kid, trying to be cool and edgy... itās not Elf
Oh yes I should have said I'm not at all surprised he wasn't with Zoe, but I just think it's such a strong reflection of how empty their relationship is now. He never seems to spend any time with her, and she makes no effort to join him in activities. Not going to Windsor for the end of the Palace to Palace bike ride was another classic example.
Haha sorry. I hadnāt read yours when I replied. ^^ This
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