Alfie Deyes #7 Joe Sugg's sister's boyfriend/housemate

[Wowwwwwwwww]

Does he think saying "images" instead of pictures or photos makes him sound more... edgy?

I don’t know about that.

But, I do know it makes me wanna kick him in his tiny cock.

 

[isntthisstrange]

He’s so boring and the fucking seal laugh makes me wanna rip my eyes and ears off my head.

this made my night

one of the condoms says "send it back to LA bro" as the vaguely cooler dreadlock one hits a golf ball. they are so PAINFULLY uncool its unbearable

 

[Blerghhhhhh]

Why is he making a vlogumentary for? just play with your toys in the backyard

 

[Youtubegossip]

Deyez is the epitome of ALL THE GEAR, NO IDEA

Just waiting for him to describe those super sick savage massive ice cubes that float in the water

 

[eucalyptus]

Isn't the point of organising to tick off someones bucket list supposed to be a nice thing you do for them? Why's he shitting all over his parents idea being like "THIS IS THE REALITY" and forcing them to shovel shit while he laughs what a dickhead

 

[Alightened]

We also enjoyed the 6 day break Alfie, very refreshing not having to see your stupid mug and listen to you drone on about crap

 

[CreepySheepy]

I’m so sick of Alfie making such a big deal about having to declare #ads. He makes loads of money doing sponsorships and is generously gifted free things all the time. Declaring that it is an ad takes no effort on his end. Get over it, Alfie.

Amanda, collect your talentless, unimaginative, bootleg idea stealing man-child. Pls.

He also hates it because it reveals how much of his "content" is just ads and how much of his stuff he didn't actually have to buy despite being super rich.

 

[Alightened]

Don't they all look like a set of tosser's sitting round that bloody table eating that well known Icelandic delicacy... burger and chips

 

[hashtag_gifted]

Is Alfie's new thing going to be motivating young people to work hard? I'd rather it be a scientist or someone who actually works hard than a half wit who films a video every other week. Like who does he think he is?

 

[electricmallows]

You really could just play a drinking game with all the predicted stuff we know he's going to do/say but let's be honest, we'd all end up in A&E within the 10 minutes of starting

 

[GossWhore]

No. It’s his way of pretending Troy Sivan and him are still mates. Just like he does with that Sam nobhead

Troy everytime Alfie brings upn their DEAD friendship.....

 

[pineapple9]

3 hour ago: there was 40
8.58pm: 37

1 sold an hour [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Wow. That's a new low even for him. He has MILLIONS of subscribers! Pathetic.

Fuck off, Elf. No one wants to see your groundhog life every day in December. Seriously, what would he vlog about? Playing with his kendema (I don't even know how to fucking spell that) and going to the office for an hour a week for a sick meeting? YAWN.

 

[StephenTJackson]

Morgan is dead to him now

Since Morgan made amazing progress in his 90 Day Challenge and actually got abs Alfie won't dare have him in front of camera.

 

[Alightened]

How does he manage to look scruffy in a tux. That takes some doing. They could have taken a nice pic with a nice caption but instead Elf takes about their head sizes

And why the hell does he always close his eyes when he's doing a close up of him and Zoe in an embrace? Is it because he can't stand to look at her

 

[hashtag_gifted]

The Adams Family

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Where's Zoe?

In bed watching Elf xx

 

[thenomad]

It's licherally a rectangle
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And to think Zoe wants to start a family with this mug. Little rectangle tow-headed Alfies in this world we do not need.

Stuff of nightmares honestly. Can you imagine waking up to that in the morning?! And those crows feet...

 

[moimoi]

He needs to include 'Ad' on the thumbnail and in the title - it needs to be the first thing people see. These people piss me off, it's not that hard.

 

[Youtubegossip]

He’s making a ‘vlogumentary’ dear god. Can’t wait for this

 

[Wowwwwwwwww]

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Barely a word since finishing the race last Sunday or donating to the Prince’s Trust since he’s an AMBASSADOR... but he’s still trying to pretend he’s a skater and into skateboarding. I guess his vomit worthy new merch is coming out soon so he’s pushing the skaterboi narrative again.

Favourite skater. Is he 10?

 

[Just-opinion]

Everytime I see that godawful beanie he wears I cant help but think of this hilarious but really old YouTube musical called "Me and My Dick" (haven't watched it in so long but I still see it in my suggested sometimes)

I mean the resemblance is uncanny