He uses it as butt plug when Zoe is being grossly unwashed and lazy (everyday) and doesn’t drop trou for him.I dunno. I feel like Alfie really does love that kendama. He looks so happy with himself whenever he gets the ball in the thing...getting the ball in the thing is probably the most impressive thing he's achieved in his entire adult life. Bless.
THIS crap that Alfie has tried to introduce to his videos lately is sooo tedious. It’s such a fail. He’s basically saying I have to decide whether to go on this holiday or not... as everyone does when they book a holiday. And as someone pointed out earlier they were driven everywhere and shown around by a guide, there was literally no adventurous element to it at all. Oh ok they did a bit of climbing. But come on.Forget's Sophie's Choice, 2019 is all about Alfie's Choice
"What if instead of saying no, you said yes and jumped into the unknown"
ing it that isn't mentioned until the end.
"I was left with two choices, to politely decline the invite, or switch up my plans, grab my camera gear and my friends and get booking our flights"
What does Alfie decide? Will he decide to go on holiday for a few days? Or will he stay at home?
Oh , completely. I hate the moustache trend but on Steve it looks especially pathetic and seedy and yes, paedophile esque. I’m assuming he’s doing Movember as nobody could have that on their face as an actual choice, so that’s all very admirable. But that doesn’t stop Steve being painfully irritating. What does he DO? I really want to know, does he really earn a living from his boring blog?-Steve and his pedophile mustache. I hated it. That is all.
Little Tapperoo literally made me feel physically repulsed. They are all like Chris finch from the officeI’m late as I just found myself bored enough and with access to a computer to watch the Iceland vlog. Oh and he just uploaded some useless bloopers we “won’t understand” without watching the other. Once again, Alfie it’s pretty obvious to even a 9 year old these are bloopers and outtakes from Iceland, what with that being the tittle and all.
Anyway it was as dire and substance less as we anticipated. In fact, he is so predictably useless none of us could be surprised he didn’t bring a coat. I think he thinks it’s funny? Like “lol I didn’t even bring a coat to Iceland! What am I like ?! Oh well I’m rich I’ll just Buy a new one once again.
THIS crap that Alfie has tried to introduce to his videos lately is sooo tedious. It’s such a fail. He’s basically saying I have to decide whether to go on this holiday or not... as everyone does when they book a holiday. And as someone pointed out earlier they were driven everywhere and shown around by a guide, there was literally no adventurous element to it at all. Oh ok they did a bit of climbing. But come on.
Oh , completely. I hate the moustache trend but on Steve it looks especially pathetic and seedy and yes, paedophile esque. I’m assuming he’s doing Movember as nobody could have that on their face as an actual choice, so that’s all very admirable. But that doesn’t stop Steve being painfully irritating. What does he DO? I really want to know, does he really earn a living from his boring blog?
In the bloopers when Alfie is talking about tapping the outside of the plane (which I swear he stole from the shaytards?) Steve says “little tap-erooo?” And taps it too. There’s something really annoying about that which sums up Steve.
Shanghai ? Now that is something new. I’m presuming it’s some sort of brand partnership or vlogging conference? In fact I’ll be exceptionally surprised if it’s not one of those. So I expect him to stay in his hotel and get driven from place to place. He has the opportunity to explore a whole new culture here and live up to this image he’s tried to create as of late but i strongly doubt he will do anything at all out of his comfort zone.He’s in Shanghai now. Yawn
oh he’s finally sold all his 50 kendamas or whatever lame amount he released too
Now please don't be mean. That tender young chap seems to be travelling alone without his BOIs, or his mum or that nice large security guard you sometimes see on his vlogs. He seems as usual very unprepared - he had to steal the extension lead from the Christmas tree in the mansion. Who will check if he has a coat or more likely if he has forgotten as usual, gone and bought him one with their own money as he, like royalty, never has cash. Is he not just the cutest little innocent abroad.Shanghai ? Now that is something new. I’m presuming it’s some sort of brand partnership or vlogging conference? In fact I’ll be exceptionally surprised if it’s not one of those. So I expect him to stay in his hotel and get driven from place to place. He has the opportunity to explore a whole new culture here and live up to this image he’s tried to create as of late but i strongly doubt he will do anything at all out of his comfort zone.
Oh I’ve just checked he’s gone to see the sweat shop that makes his merch ....
Just checking back in, and yes Alfie is still a money grabbing twat.his using recycled paper boxes omg the planet is saved View attachment 59277
Where did you see he’s at the merch place?Shanghai ? Now that is something new. I’m presuming it’s some sort of brand partnership or vlogging conference? In fact I’ll be exceptionally surprised if it’s not one of those. So I expect him to stay in his hotel and get driven from place to place. He has the opportunity to explore a whole new culture here and live up to this image he’s tried to create as of late but i strongly doubt he will do anything at all out of his comfort zone.
Oh I’ve just checked he’s gone to see the sweat shop that makes his merch ....
Ah totally my bad ! False alarm people ! I read his story “just landed in Shanghai to see the future self shop” -I understand now what was meant but you can understand my confusion too I hope.Where did you see he’s at the merch place?
if it’s his insta stories he means, when he landed he saw the kendama had finally sold out.
Rather than he’s landed to see the merch ... if that makes sense. He’s worded it weirdly
Can just imagine him yelling sweat shop kids how lucky they are and what sick jobs they have though
I actually read it like you.. that he went to Shanghai for the FuturElf shop collab thing for the spike-ball-toy he sold..Ah totally my bad ! False alarm people ! I read his story “just landed in Shanghai to see the future self shop” -I understand now what was meant but you can understand my confusion too I hope.
What a shame. I thought we were into the most gaffe filled video since the 1 pound in a day !
Yeah definitely. I had to read it twice as he worded it strangely and the way it was laid out.Ah totally my bad ! False alarm people ! I read his story “just landed in Shanghai to see the future self shop” -I understand now what was meant but you can understand my confusion too I hope.
What a shame. I thought we were into the most gaffe filled video since the 1 pound in a day !
Tom used to go with his ex girlfriend who is half Chinese I think and her sister lives there. Doubt he’d be seen dead with that wet wipe Alfie and he’s almost as annoying as him.Surely he’s in Shanghai with Tom syndicate who he seems to have made pals with? Doesn’t he go to China a lot?
I’m sure they’ve just been on a trip together for something (I can’t remember what though)Yeah definitely. I had to read it twice as he worded it strangely and the way it was laid out.
he’s still a dick
Tom used to go with his ex girlfriend who is half Chinese I think and her sister lives there. Doubt he’d be seen dead with that wet wipe Alfie and he’s almost as annoying as him.
btw. SESHING... a kendama. It’s like Theresa May thinking she was savage for running through fields of wheat
SESHING.I actually read it like you.. that he went to Shanghai for the FuturElf shop collab thing for the spike-ball-toy he sold..
Then I realised...
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Think Alfie went to some gaming event that Tom is always at. And Alfie hooked up with him.I’m sure they’ve just been on a trip together for something (I can’t remember what though)
He'd make up some lame excuse as to why he couldn't drink too much or stay up too lateThink Alfie went to some gaming event that Tom is always at. And Alfie hooked up with him.
Although as much as I think Tom is a twat I would love to see Alfie out on a night with Tom and his non YouTube friends. He’d get ruined
It’s why he never stood a chance at becoming part of the Buttercreams (Think Alfie went to some gaming event that Tom is always at. And Alfie hooked up with him.
Although as much as I think Tom is a twat I would love to see Alfie out on a night with Tom and his non YouTube friends. He’d get ruined
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