Wow...he can really look at NOTHING for the gram can’t he. Impressive. ECHO....ECHO.......ECHO!!!!!!!!! What? Oh the echo is coming from his head & not the hills?
Wow...he can really look at NOTHING for the gram can’t he. Impressive. ECHO....ECHO.......ECHO!!!!!!!!! What? Oh the echo is coming from his head & not the hills?View attachment 57528
So how much money are we betting that this video is going to be late and he will make up some stupid excuse about it?
I can't even look at this stupid twat with his red ears anymore without gagging. And to think I actually enjoyed watching his videos once........ what is wrong with me?!
Also, stop trying to make VLOGUMENTARY a thing!!!
I was... not ready for this image. At all. The upward angle of his flared nostrils, that giant pimple, his inability to close his mouth, and the worst part of it all—his ugly bloated face.
Wtf is skill share doing giving alfie no skills sponsorship. Another person I know that sponsor who I sub to on YouTube is doing a law degree! Alfie has no skills. He has no creativity. And he has the most basic of photography skills.I was... not ready for this image. At all. The upward angle of his flared nostrils, that giant pimple, his inability to close his mouth, and the worst part of it all—his ugly bloated face.
And to think Zoe calls him gorgeous... I really don’t get it.
I feel like when he first started it didn't matter that he had no skills because he was literally - pointless blog... pointless as in just doing dumb shit, no talent necessary. Now he has this weird idea that he's rich, famous, and talented and that anything he deigns to put even a tiny bit of effort into is worth people's time.Wtf is skill share doing giving alfie no skills sponsorship. Another person I know that sponsor who I sub to on YouTube is doing a law degree! Alfie has no skills. He has no creativity. And he has the most basic of photography skills.
If anything his Iceland VLOGUMENTARY was proof Alfie wasn't needed at all. Benjamin could have narrated everything while Steve and Zach filmed. Alfie brought no substance to that trip. If you cut out all the Alfie bits like him playing with ice, his climbing fail, or doing his Future's Elf promo that vlog would have been able to stand on it's own and would actually be even better.I feel like when he first started it didn't matter that he had no skills because he was literally - pointless blog... pointless as in just doing dumb shit, no talent necessary. Now he has this weird idea that he's rich, famous, and talented and that anything he deigns to put even a tiny bit of effort into is worth people's time.
Elf thinks he’s the ‘celebrity face’ that draws the views thoughIf anything his Iceland VLOGUMENTARY was proof Alfie wasn't needed at all. Benjamin could have narrated everything while Steve and Zach filmed. Alfie brought no substance to that trip. If you cut out all the Alfie bits like him playing with ice, his climbing fail, or doing his Future's Elf promo that vlog would have been able to stand on it's own and would actually be even better.
It's honestly a joke Skillshare is sponsoring him. The Deyes family lacks the brains and personality to sell anything worthwhile. Unless someone wanted to learn how not to do videos only then would Alfie be a prime subject. They can start with his "I'm not a Tory!!!" £1 video.
'Twat Face' more likeElf thinks he’s the ‘celebrity face’ that draws the views though
Don't insult the circus clowns... they put on a good act, then go home.The skate ramp deserves its own demise countdown clock.If only he would realize his true calling is to be a circus clown. He has all the tools, but he’s missing the tool box. (His brain).
Well thank you for watching it because I saw the word kendama way too many times in your summary and nope. I can’t do it.Newest vlog.
Kendama ad for like 5-10 mins.
Him and the rest of the condom committee are stood filming people jet packing at Brighton pier
Steve is a dick with that tache. Like such a fucking dick.
Zoe is “so cold”... she doesn’t have tights on. Alfie shouts send it, sick and other RIDICULOUS shite at the jet packers.
Next clip, Poppy is round baking. Fraggle is doing B12 shots and then shows more not merch merch. Inside out jumper
Next clip, Sam's gig. That’s it.
Next, beach time again. They’re all scissoring while ZoElLa cackles and films. Immaturity!
Next, boiiiisssss lunch down at the beach side (again). Sean and Steve rinse Frag, which is funny for about a second til Steve gets a kendama out. Sean’s hat actually covers his ears. Oh my lord!
There’s a new boy Louie. I think he was the one who did the kayak trip. Oh, the kendama is out in a restaurant. Gone to driving range. Fun. Kendama makes an appearance again.
Imagine seeing this set of plebs in matching hats though? I would laugh in their faces.
Well thank you for watching it because I saw the word kendama way too many times in your summary and nope. I can’t do it.
Applicable to his entire life really.This could also apply to his last year of content. It does amuse me that he spent all that money on ordering special ‘custom’ ones from the US that took ages to come and are exactly the same as the original cheap one. Totally sums up Alfie tho - the ultimate pointless gadget.
It was a kendama promo video. That’s it’s.Well thank you for watching it because I saw the word kendama way too many times in your summary and nope. I can’t do it.
Also, can you imagine seeing grown adult men playing with a kendama out in public?
Bravo to Sean for knowing how to wear a hat properly. I mean that’s such a low bar but considering this lot...
I never knew what a kendama was until AlfieIt was a kendama promo video. That’s it’s.
In defence of Steve I’m guessing he’s doing mo’vember and raising money for charity with his moustache?Newest vlog.
Kendama ad for like 5-10 mins.
Him and the rest of the condom committee are stood filming people jet packing at Brighton pier
Steve is a dick with that tache. Like such a fucking dick.
Zoe is “so cold”... she doesn’t have tights on. Alfie shouts send it, sick and other RIDICULOUS shite at the jet packers.
Next clip, Poppy is round baking. Fraggle is doing B12 shots and then shows more not merch merch. Inside out jumper
Next clip, Sam's gig. That’s it.
Next, beach time again. They’re all scissoring while ZoElLa cackles and films. Immaturity!
Next, boiiiisssss lunch down at the beach side (again). Sean and Steve rinse Frag, which is funny for about a second til Steve gets a kendama out. Sean’s hat actually covers his ears. Oh my lord!
There’s a new boy Louie. I think he was the one who did the kayak trip. Oh, the kendama is out in a restaurant. Gone to driving range. Fun. Kendama makes an appearance again.
Imagine seeing this set of plebs in matching hats though? I would laugh in their faces.
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