Why doesn’t he use Zoe’s cordially book....
Also funny af when he says “my girlfriend” instead of just Zoe like no bleep knows who she is!
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Also funny af when he says “my girlfriend” instead of just Zoe like no bleep knows who she is!
Just before jim chapman and Tanya burr split he kept referring to her as ‘my wife’ lol bit of a coincidence considering the way he’s been acting toward Zoe lately
We can only hope. The sooner I have to stop seeing that horse mouth across social media and he slips into irrelevancy the better.
he’s like a naughty school boy who thinks it’s a endearing personality trait to forget things and leave things to the last minute and turn up late
REALLY strange that he’s still made no mention of the KSI win. Even though he went to the boxing match last year and every youtuber and his dog are mentioning it just because KSI and Logan are probably trending atm. Not like Alfie to miss out on clickbait
just checked and he’s weirdly not tweeted since August. Guessing that’s because you can’t moderate comments on Twitter.... so many youtubers stopping twitter because they find it so much negativity and insta is just way more positive’
TRANSLATE we cant filter and edit people’s opinions
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That video is so funny. “Cool” music for extremely non-event footage. What on earth is the point
I live in Brighton and always chuckle at the hoards of tourists on the beach trying to capture this exact shot. Very creative Alfie.
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I think he mentioned in a tit vlog that he gave up on twitter cos of the negativity or sumut
In the second photo why are they looking at the ground? Idgi what's so interesting about dirt and gravel? Why did Alfie tell them to pose like this when he took the picture? "Yeoh! Guys look at the ground, yeah? I'm going to snap a quick shot. It's gonna be sick!"
Look at dem savage try-hard lads! 
Looks like the guys did some climbing. Shockingly even Alfie attempted a climb? Note how red everyone's ears are because they're exposed out in the COLD.
Speaking of Alfie trying to push his film account, his pictures are a joke compared to Benjamin's account. The quality and creativity is a level that Alfie in his wildest dreams could never emulate or even feebly attempt to copy in execution.
What the f does "picking yourself favourite" mean? Come on mate it's your job, proofread it! 
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I'm sure he's so lazy he can't be bothered to type out the whole word and he's convinced himself, (with the help of his minions not complaining) that it's cool!
Love a blurred garms pic. Always makes me want to buy...
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Omg! He looks even more of a twit than usualLol... just lol.
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He reminds me of Brooklyn Beckham. Literally famous for doing nothing, decides he wants to be a photographer and that his name alone is enough and dresses like he’s homeless
Surely that's just an ordinary hat that he's turned up numerous times to sit above his bloody ears like that
. He looks ridiculous
This is so weird to me... Pretty sure Zoe has never said "my boyfriend" instead of "Alfie"? Makes it pretty clear who of these 2 has checked out of that relationship. Just break up already.
Everytime I see that godawful beanie he wears I cant help but think of this hilarious but really old YouTube musical called "Me and My Dick" (haven't watched it in so long but I still see it in my suggested sometimes)
I mean the resemblance is uncanny
I mean the resemblance is uncanny
Suprised some comedian hasn’t written some little Britain style sketch ripping the piss out of all of them tbh
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