Alfie Deyes #7 Joe Sugg's sister's boyfriend/housemate

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Alightened said:
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Excuse you! Are you forgetting the genius business plan that was....an overpriced set of cards?! What an excellent use of 'months' of work!

And let's not forget the..............ok I've got nothing else. Can he count making endless content for these threads by being a Tory dumbarse?
 
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Deepsigh2018

Theres something about him that I just cant stand anymore. He just looks so smug for someone who produces rubbish content and merch. Dont even get me started on that ridiculous chain he was wearing
 
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booish

That head-tilted-back, eyes closed, stupid smile pose he does in every photo is ridiculous. Why can’t he pose properly? Look at the camera? Put his head down so we don’t all have to see his giant chin? Show off those chompers? He does that pose allllll the time and it’s like that’s all he can think to do when taking a photo. So unimaginative and stupid.
 
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thenomad

I really hope he doesn’t put out his video today, especially after hyping it all week that it would come out today. It would be more on brand for him to say the video is late for some <insert lame excuse here>. I thought he and Zoe would have learned by now not to announce deadlines to their fans since they rarely keep their promise.

Also, it was pointed out in Zoe’s thread that she was also at the play but Alfie intentionally cropped out Zoe in his IG story, whereas in her stories she doesn’t. Maybe because Zoe already sees herself as a Deyes whereas Alfie doesn’t see Zoe as part of his family yet. Very telling where both their mindsets are in regards to their future despite the bad play acting they did on their IG stories Friday night when they went out on their ‘date’ unchaperoned.

For those who don’t have IG:

Zoe’s IG story

Versus...

Alfie’s IG story.

Spot the difference?
 
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Alightened

Hold the front page guyzzz. Don't be getting yourselves too excited

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Is he including Zoe in this comment??
 
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Alightened

Why the hell is he wearing a baseball cap with his hood up over it. Surely they can afford to put the bloody heating on . Stupid twat

 
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Youtubegossip

Alfie came across this app a YEAR ago did he?

good mate Simon Wilson? Never heard them mention each other EVER before.

he basically can’t do it on his own so took Simon to look after him... how the fuck did this byron kid get in on it?? Or Simon has asked him to collaborate as he thinks Alfie will boost his channel

I’m confused, I was sure that Byron had been tagged in when they did it but it seems to just be Simon and Alfie

who the he’ll is this kid? Where’s Morgan?
Doesn’t look like Simon was filming so wonder if Alfie did it on the condition it only goes on his channel?
 

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miam000

Skimmed through the video out of curiosity as I’ve visited Sorrento/Naples/Pompeii myself and good lord, all they did was eat pasta bolognese (not even remotely traditional for that part of Italy mind you) and climbed up the volcano whose name they could barely pronounce. There’s so much to see and visit and try there. But they didn’t do shit or learn anything, and that’s what travelling’s about for Alfie the ignorant bellend - having a youtube title. How pathetic
 
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Youtubegossip

Okay probably the shittest video he’s done for a while. He thinks that banging a quick travel video with no effort will get views, Simon should be embarrassed joining him.

alfie basically showed them eating pasta, getting tired walking to a volcano and telling no one anything at all about it or Sorrento.
Thought he was super edgy because they missed their driver and got a taxi they hadn’t booked.

filmed himself at the end chatting to Simon but the sound quality was awful.

he thinks he’s super spontaneous even though he’s had that app for a year and coincidentally ended up going where his mummy had recently been. Please Elf bitch.

apparently, in his words this video was ‘stepped up, betting editing etc’
 
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thenomad

For someone who wants to be seen as this edgy guy who travels, is a businessman, and creative... his trips abroad are always so bland. His Greece trip with his ladssss comes to mind where they didn’t do much despite the beautiful location.

I haven’t watched the vlog yet but I’m guessing it’s not as amazing as he’s been hyping it out to be. As usually Alfie oversold himself. I’ll pass on this video then.

EDIT: Alfie relies on solely other people to make his content more interesting, which says a lot about him as a person. Also get out of here with the whole members only content. If this video was his super amazing video for today fell flat then I doubt his members only content would be any better.
 
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Wowwwwwwwww

He’s pathetic. I hate the voiceover intros he’s started doing this year.

“Wherever is says”.

Imagine not uploading for nearly 3 months and pushing this super sick savage video for weeks only to upload it with AN INCORRECT TITLE. Oh my GOD.

Ciro was the best part

Simon wearing Futureself. This is just product placement.

The end part was the worst. Alfie laughing and clapping like a fucking seal
 
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NitrousOxide

He didn't crop her out; she was sitting on the other side of the camera and him. Kind of hard to get her in shot when the camera is facing the other direction. You'll see what you want to see though I guess!

Anyway... What's that padlock and chain around his neck all about... Jesus Christ. Strange boy.
 
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thenomad

NitrousOxide said:
He didn't crop her out; she was sitting on the other side of the camera and him. Kind of hard to get her in shot when the camera is facing the other direction. You'll see what you want to see though I guess!
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He could have easily used Zoe’s photo then? Or the panaromic feature which is on all iPhones... He also didn’t mention her family being there at all while Zoe mentioned both her family and his in her stories.

Maybe he didn’t crop her out but he definitely gave the impression that it was the Deyes family sans Zoe outing only. It’s not the first time he’s taken a group photo where Zoe was conveniently left out when she was actually there. Whether she was cropped out or not isn’t the issue, it’s the fact he always treats Zoe as an afterthought unless he needs her to peddle his merchandise or use her for a video thumbnail.

It’s not seeing what I want to see. I just don’t give Alfie that much benefit of the doubt considering his past actions.
 
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Youtubegossip

Don’t get what was in this for Simon. Go and babysit Alfie for a couple of days. Alfie gets exclusive rights to the video... Simon wasn’t filming anything on alfies video and he usually has a proper blogging camera with him.

I can only assume alfies told him he’s super big time and being on one his videos will help him massively.

Simon ‘only’ has about 500k suscribers and still pulls more views than Alfie. He’s been stitched up here the moron.

alfies super travel video hardly got any views either compared to his whatever million following

Also. Alfies Instagram about the video has 100 comments.... he’s got 4 MILLION Instagram subscribers.
 

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Wowwwwwwwww

Hasn’t he edited the damn title yet ?
What an embarrassment
 
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