Alfie Deyes #6 Engaged, "We're not in any rush for that"

[StephenTJackson]

ROLL UP ROLL UP 2 FOR £1 IN THE LOCAL CHAZZA!!!!

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Have they already been coloured in by their previous owner though?

 

[DoreenYadeley]

Have they already been coloured in by their previous owner though?

No they are totally blank, just like their author.

 

[cherry198]

He’s just so tragic it’s funny.

Ive said this before but the guys a 26 year old millionaire, he could have it all and be doing amazing things travelling and what not but instead he’s putting some word art on things and calling that a career.

 

[Alightened]

He’s just so tragic it’s funny.

Ive said this before but the guys a 26 year old millionaire, he could have it all and be doing amazing things travelling and what not but instead he’s putting some word art on things and calling that a career.

He daren't go anywhere because he's still tied to his mother's apron strings . How would he cope?

 

[GossWhore]

The campervan project

He said in Zoe vlog he will have to sell his Audi to do it

So the money is drying up?

 

[Shellx]

He daren't go anywhere because he's still tied to his mother's apron strings . How would he cope?

I'm amazed he can even dress himself, he wishes mommy still did it

 

[jammy]

The campervan project

He said in Zoe vlog he will have to sell his Audi to do it

So the money is drying up?

More likely theres no more room on the driveway.

 

[GossWhore]

More likely theres no more room on the driveway.

You ruined my dreams of bankruptcy [emoji24]

 

[zoelleralphie]

he said they have the word illustrated spelt as "illustated" on the description on the box

Must have missed that one. His voice annoyed me so much I clicked off HAHAHAHA thank youu

Considering there is all of about one sentence of writing on the box, its pretty amateur quality control going on here.

Just shows how unprofessional the whole Futures Elf operation is. Constant logo changes, no brand identity, no consistent target audience. Its just Alfie playing at being a businessman but completely failing with a total lack of strategy.

Can we also talk about how they could have made the new design on the t-shirt bigger...quality of it also looks mediocre

The campervan project

He said in Zoe vlog he will have to sell his Audi to do it

So the money is drying up?

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

 

[pineapple9]

Checked stock levels the moment the new merch went live. 200 playing cards and 50 of each size for clothing.
Let's see how this shite sells.

Just had a little look and could only put 57 playing cards in the basket, meaning he sold almost 150 of these things?
Who is buying that tit?

 

[zoelleralphie]

 

[Youtubegossip]

Honestly this entitled little wanker makes Chris Ingham seem likeable

 

[zoelleralphie]

Posts about Greta Thunberg, but still accumulating trash by using plastic when HE IS CLEARLY ADVOCATING FOR WASTE-FREE LIFESTYLE THRU HIS SOCIAL MEDIA AND VLOGS. Moreover, the fact that he is the epitome of excessive capitalism and consumerism is just an irony in itself

 

[Wowwwwwwwww]

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Should’ve put “the typo”

 

[Shellx]

Should’ve put “the typo”

He'd probably think that's a good thing though, I mean come on, it is the equivalent to finding a super rare Pokémon card!!!

 

[Wowwwwwwwww]

He'd probably think that's a good thing though, I mean come on, it is the equivalent to finding a super rare Pokémon card!!!

CoLlEcTaBLe

 

[LaurieLaurie]

So why wasn’t the typo corrected and remade?
That wouldn’t pass any other company.

 

[thenomad]

Just had a little look and could only put 57 playing cards in the basket, meaning he sold almost 150 of these things?
Who is buying that tit?

I guess Zoe mentioning it on her IG stories yesterday helped a bit since we know Alfie has no fans of his own. And then there are the A to Z employees that were probably forced to buy it, his mum and dad, Soppy, and maybe Mark. The rest are people who clearly have money to burn.

 

[GossWhore]

Posts about Greta Thunberg, but still accumulating trash by using plastic when HE IS CLEARLY ADVOCATING FOR WASTE-FREE LIFESTYLE THRU HIS SOCIAL MEDIA AND VLOGS. Moreover, the fact that he is the epitome of excessive capitalism and consumerism is just an irony in itselfView attachment 43410

Greta speech:

And Alfie thinks hes done his part by resharing it?

 

[GossWhore]

Just had a little look and could only put 57 playing cards in the basket, meaning he sold almost 150 of these things?
Who is buying that tit?

Yup 57 indeed