Alfie Deyes #5 What a ducking moron!

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jammy

Remember when he did Release the Hounds with Marcus and Joe. He was the only one not able to outrun the dogs and got taken down with a pathetic cry
 
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shaydenm

"100m is longer than I thought." How long did you think it was Alfie, 50m? Also Mr big time runner can't remember what a running track is called, and says his class was the best at running. So he was a super serious runner for his school class. Wow!!
Poor old Alfie is amazed at Logan's sports day idea, because he doesn't understand how people come up with interesting ideas. He probably bought several books on how to have an idea, but couldn't be bothered reading them.
 
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Youtubegossip

Wonder how long it is until he has a brutish youtuber sports day for charity

But only invites the people he perceives as weak so that he can come out on top (ala Fraser and Alex podcast)
 
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jammy

His goofy face when running
Say what you like about this twat, he does put a smile on your face... (for all the wrong reasons).

 
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Youtubegossip

So I’ve just watched Logan Paul’s video.

No wonder Alfie wanted in. It’s for charity but it started out giving anyone that beat him 100k should have known.

He mentioned all the people that had messaged him about it, no mention of alfred. Even jay from tgfbro got mentioned hahahaha
 
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Youtubegossip

His mate Steve looks like he’s on that regenerate charities latest project a bike ride. Sure it was him in the stories?!
 
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RandomWatcher

"Apparently that track is really bad to run on, so that means I'll be even faster!" ... do it again elsewhere and find out? Don't just assume
 
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Youtubegossip

jammy said:
I know where he is... Usain Bolt's house.
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If he had smaller teeth he might be more aerodynamic and shave another second off his time. Just like if he wore the right shoes, ran 100m instead of 110. Ran on a better track.

He’ll be doing sub 8 seconds before we know it and that’s with no training whatsoever.
 
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jammy

His teeth cross the finish line 5 secs before the rest of him does.
 
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Shellx

And to top it all off, didn't wear a hat
 
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jammy

Justifying his ad for Mini by saying he's owned one for 6 years. Nah, ya girlfriend has.
 
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