To the person who thinks Alfie is hot: this is clearly the only male human you’ve ever seen and are making this decision based on a small sample size.
He’s got fake teeth which look like bathroom tiles, is balding but vain enough to try and do a walnut whip hairdo to hide it rather than just doing the adult thing and getting a skinhead, immature, arrogant, smug and a bit thick. Plus he constantly wastes money on rubbish, is unbearably close to his useless sister (cue duelling banjos) and is wasteful as all hell. None of these things make him a catch. His absolute lack of personality is the biggest turn off of all as he thinks “liking slogans” is a personality trait. Absolute Tory C***.