They'd have to stop every 3 minutes though while he came under the table
Alfie Deyes #12 aka Alfie Davies Trying to get fit but he's still a Tory tit
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Has that bellend Steve and his gf been on the podcast yet? if not well they're about due.
More MERCH for the not a merch brand. A bleeping cup? He’s collabing with nalgene or sumut. What is his brand really? tit two piece jogging sets, stringy cami tops, playing cards and a bleeping kendama. Now a water bottle? He’s so weird.
I know it's a reusable bottle, but I can't get over the bare-faced cheek of him doing tons of adverts with that eco company (who sell water bottles) and then putting more unnecessary plastic not-merch out into the world. Greedy cretin.
Oh god he's got those hideous crocs on. 
Didn't you read his caption to it? You can't judge him until you try wearing them (no Alfie, we can judge you by looking at you, you look ridiculous)Oh god he's got those hideous crocs on.
Bet he wears them round Diane.Oh god he's got those hideous crocs on.
1 pound Aldi - Do you like my shickkk crocs Dianne?
Dianne - duck off Aldi
Hes got a alarm clock that makes a coffee while you are in bed. Jeez can these two get any bleeping lazier?
My first thought was Mrs Doyle in Father Ted with her Teasmade.
Naff alarm clock that makes coffee and crocs gosh he's turning into a middle aged dad before hes even become a dad!
I bet Dianne is going to get a ring for her birthday 
Aldi - This ring is shickkk
I need to give Dianne it!!
Dianne - wtf is this Aldi? Looks like a haribo ring
Aldi - This ring is shickkk
I need to give Dianne it!!Dianne - wtf is this Aldi? Looks like a haribo ring
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I just love Aldie’s thread - 100% pure dislike.
'I've been making on recently' doesn't he mean working on?I bet Dianne is going to get a ring for her birthday
Aldi - This ring is shickkk
Dianne - wtf is this Aldi? Looks like a haribo ring
Steve and hif gf? Did he get divorced from his wife?
Pushing a pram with nala in the basket saying ‘getting some much needed practice’ as if pushing a pram is hard and something you practice!!!! This guy is such a cringe fest.
Christ this made me laugh. I wish I had the know-how to Photoshop Aldi in the back with binoculars.
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