I'm just traumatised by the thought he might think he's the expert of conception so will start to give out his tips and tricks
"It's like shooo shickkk if you don't pull out. Straight shavage move!!"I'm just traumatised by the thought he might think he's the expert of conception so will start to give out his tips and tricks
Because he looks at her like she's raw meatI'm new to Tattle. Why do you guys think he fancies Dianne?
Because when her and Joe was at Zoe's house they were all round the table and Dianne was playing footsie with Joe's foot only it turned out to be Alfie's and he claimed he never noticed.I'm new to Tattle. Why do you guys think he fancies Dianne?
Exactly thisPutting in the bit about sex, as if he's speaking to men his age about a taboo relatable subject was SO AWKWARD because he knew those people aren't watching, but he likes to pretend they are none the less.
He's been sponsored by the most performative "green" company so many times - A Good Company. Him and Zoe both are such performative activists.I’m sorry, but did Alfie Deyes just have the audacity to post something about sustainability/environment (plastic waste) on his Instagram?
I was surprised when that collab came out. There is nothing sustainable about either of them.He's been sponsored by the most performative "green" company so many times - A Good Company. Him and Zoe both are such performative activists.
Don't you know he single handedly saved the world because he has a reusable straw? Although now I think about it, we haven't seen his reusable metal straw for some time.I’m sorry, but did Alfie Deyes just have the audacity to post something about sustainability/environment (plastic waste) on his Instagram?
We've not seen that dad bod eitherDon't you know he single handedly saved the world because he has a reusable straw? Although now I think about it, we haven't seen his reusable metal straw for some time.
I think Joe knows what a crock of tit the podcast is so won't go near it. Plus he's probably still making Dianne socially distance from stalker Aldie.Who’s gonna be on his tit podcast this time then?
A few potentials I assume are:
Joe the explorer and pennywise
Poopy head bobber and Sean the ArTiSt
Big Mand and kinda fit Dad
A buttercream bellend
Ramsay twats (again)
Maybe David Dickinson's son Ferris will feature this seasonI think Joe knows what a crock of tit the podcast is so won't go near it. Plus he's probably still making Dianne socially distance from stalker Aldie.
Surely he'll get that bakery on to get free cakes they can cut into 3 delivered to their house so they don't have to queue again.
Maybe his sperm too now he's a fit dad to be not actually firing his blanks. And if course his peleton bike to tell everyone about his fit dad bike.
Nala will have got the cut to help her prepare for when she's being dumped permanently at big Mand's just before the birth.
I didn't know he had a podcast, surprised he doesn't have Dianne on it, imagine how shickkk that would beThe one thing you can guarantee is that he'll have more guests than viewers