Alfie Deyes #11 aka Alfie Neighs aldi price but still a lil bit savage.

[newtoyou]

How disappointed did he look when he did an unboxing on his Insta stories and dji only gifted him a mug and a calendar. He must have thought they’d sent him something schhhhhhiiiiick!

he defo thought it was a drone part or something! That was so funny

And of course he now wants a chess coach!

 

[aqueilo1]

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[StephenTJackson]

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Can apply to Zoe as well really.
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[onlyhere_reading]

i get unreasonably mad whenever i see them not care for their things, especially things that they *lOvE* LOL TAKE UR GROTTY SHOES OFF THE WHITE LEATHER

 

[mg95]

i get unreasonably mad whenever i see them not care for their things, especially things that they *lOvE* LOL TAKE UR GROTTY SHOES OFF THE WHITE LEATHER

the thumb-biting has me cringing too. from his ridiculous teeth to the facial expression to the pose itself- he looks like a wax figure here

 

[StephenTJackson]

the thumb-biting has me cringing too. from his ridiculous teeth to the facial expression to the pose itself- he looks like a wax figure here

Have Madame Tussauds melted his and Zoe's figures down yet?

 

[newtoyou]

Have Madame Tussauds melted his and Zoe's figures down yet?

I’m not sure about now but that reminds me that I saw a tik tok where someone was saying “I’m not a Tory” at it

 

[jammy]

Have Madame Tussauds melted his and Zoe's figures down yet?

No but they have updated his with some old teeth from the Bee Gees.

 

[Littlemissnaughty]

he defo thought it was a drone part or something! That was so funny

And of course he now wants a chess coach!

So do we think an expensive chess board will be joining the pile of abandoned hobbies in the Zalfie not mansion?!

the thumb-biting has me cringing too. from his ridiculous teeth to the facial expression to the pose itself- he looks like a wax figure here

He loves himself so much it’s sickening. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: I bet he rubs one out in front of a mirror.

 

[Killawatt]

Who ever designs Alfie’s merch just copies other clothings brands from head to toe and slams future self on it

THIS! His merchandise is a complete rip off of Fear of God ‘Essentials’. He uses the same rubber logo and tracksuit styles. But then again, when has that leech ever done anything original

THIS! His merchandise is a complete rip off of Fear of God ‘Essentials’. He uses the same rubber logo and tracksuit styles. But then again, when has that leech ever done anything original

 

[coconochanel]

Hes selling more merch that was left over from the last drop so the last drop wasnt a sell out then?

 

[gee13]

He took a photo of himself in a mirror guys, my mind is blown!! Also wtf does he look like in that yellow cardi

 

[rachelandelvis]

Hello ladies

 

[Killawatt]

Hes selling more merch that was left over from the last drop so the last drop wasnt a sell out then?

His FOMO sales tactic is so transparent and embarrassing. The “restock” was him trying to sell through the unsold crap pRemIuM playing cards they couldn’t sell last year

 

[Elle]

HE'S SO MINGING. And why is he wearing Zoe's cardi???

 

[Killawatt]

HE'S SO MINGING. And why is he wearing Zoe's cardi???
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No one gives a tit about how you took your iMaGe

 

[StephenTJackson]

HE'S SO MINGING. And why is he wearing Zoe's cardi???
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He's so gormless and just desperately trying to have a sharp jawline to show off. Shame the rest of him is podgy from his double dinners and failing to use his gym.

 

[coconochanel]

HE'S SO MINGING. And why is he wearing Zoe's cardi???
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Hes trying to look quirky cool...but he just looks a grade A twit!

 

[Vloggerfam]

i get unreasonably mad whenever i see them not care for their things, especially things that they *lOvE* LOL TAKE UR GROTTY SHOES OFF THE WHITE LEATHER

I forgot how much this wanker annoyed me

 

[twiddles]

Hello ladies

No the lip