That’s why he’s only creating loungewear isn’t it? Sweatpants are all that fit him right now.Nice to see his fitness is going well, Fish shop food yesterday, crepes the other day.
And this is why zoe needs to ditch him!! He's still mentally 13So he said this before and can’t believe he’s saying it again. He seriously does not understand how children are conceived at all. Twins running on the mans side of the family do not influence whether you will have twins. It has to be in the woman’s side of the family. Like does he seriously not know how conception works and he’s in his twenties?????
Does anyone else proper gip when he talks about children. The thought of Mr Missionary having sex is just stomach churningSo he said this before and can’t believe he’s saying it again. He seriously does not understand how children are conceived at all. Twins running on the mans side of the family do not influence whether you will have twins. It has to be in the woman’s side of the family. Like does he seriously not know how conception works and he’s in his twenties?????
Rolling up his sleeves and saying how savage your tits are. One pump DeyesDoes anyone else proper gip when he talks about children. The thought of Mr Missionary having sex is just stomach churning
That's an image which is now burnt into my memoryRolling up his sleeves and saying how savage your tits are. One pump Deyes
That head bearing down on you, those oversized teeth. His loud screeching moans.Rolling up his sleeves and saying how savage your tits are. One pump Deyes
The gifted dentures chomping down on yaThat head bearing down on you, those oversized teeth. His loud screeching moans.I think my penis has just fallen off at even the thought.
I'm all for a bit of neck nipping and nipple biting, but the idea of Shergar and his dentures being anywhere near skin terrifies me. It wouldn't be any kind of sexy.The gifted dentures chomping down on ya
Everyone is his friend in his head, even if he has only spoken to them once. Casey Neistat, that YouTube boss he "interviewed", PewDiePie, Sidemen, etc. Meets them once thinks they are suddenly best mates.“My friend Carly Rowena..” I’m sorry since when..?!!!
6 degrees of separation, here we go....“My friend Carly Rowena..” I’m sorry since when..?!!!
omg i found it lolthis might be a long shot, but does anyone remember a vlog back when they lived at the old house - i think they were all sat in the living room (zalfie, mark, poppy sean) and they were talking about cats giving birth or something (riveting i know) and they obviously forgot to edit it out but alfie in the background says "it came out of cats fucking pussyole" and oh my god it caught me so off guard i was howling. this was back when he was very family friendly and daily vlogging. i really want to watch it again cus it was fucking hilarious
Gleam use to manage them all...6 degrees of separation, here we go....
Alfie to Zoe to Tanya to Jim to Jim's twin brother to the other Lean Machine who is married to Carly
I saw that too! It looks like she does everything whilst Mr Tory packs the orders at the gAraaGe. He doesn’t know how to do anything, he just has the money to hire people to do it for himHow much work does he actually do for this future self project?! Zach put up an Instagram story praising Lottie - it sounds like she does the majority of the work and works very hard
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