Alfie Deyes #10 Do your futureself a favour and finish something!

[yepyep]

C o n s e r v a t i v e

 

[Chilli pepper 19]

I hope we have all submitted our questions he's never answered. See what he says to some actual proper questions rather than just what's your favourite sushi from Waitrose.

I've asked where he got his teeth from and if he sued them for giving him a set 2 sizes too big

 

[eucalyptus]

feel like we need to set up some sort of jar that people have to put a dollar in every time they come on zoe/alfies threads with the bUt MaRrIaGe IsNt FoR eVeRyOnE. we'd be rich enough to all buy matching futures elf tracksuits

 

[Louise123]

Alfonzo and Sean off to get their tattoos

 

[Louise123]

Alfie ‘two dinners’ Deyes future right there...could be twins

 

[kingdomhearts]

How did no-one in the process of this not notice the very obvious typo?

 

[coconochanel]

I D O N T W A N T T O M A R R Y Z O E

 

[GossWhore]

This tweet

Read the whole thread. Lol

 

[Little_182]

R I N G W O R M

 

[electricmallows]

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Is this really the face he put in the thumbnail?!

(I'm sorry, I had to)

 

[Louise123]

Another futureself DwOP coming soon. Will it be SsSsSSshupA exClusiVe?

Me thinking about this SsSsSSshupA exClusiVe DwOP

 

[Nkomoagogo]

Oh Alfie. You think we actually give an actual shit when you propose to the little rugrat. He basically said and whenever I do I certainly wont be telling you lot. Us lot are the reason you and gail platts love child are living in that big ass house. Seriously grow up and sort yourself out with some speech and language therapy youre all fucking gums.

 

[charlottezzi]

Didn't like him taking the piss out of Peugeot 106s. Some people rely on these basic cars that are apparently unsafe and funny to Alfie and Zoe. Even going as far as to say it would be a 'sick present', how privileged are you. Buy one for someone that actually needs a car. I've had my Peugeot for nearly 10 years and it's just fine!

 

[Louise123]

D I A N N E

 

[tattle420]

I'm usually a lurker in this thread, but i had to post this. The Sidemen were reacting to episodes of my 600lb life, and one of them said "he kinda looks like alfie you know". Cracked me TF up. With the gummy smile and all

 

[Snackella]

Well we all know Alfie hasn't joined the mile high club with Zoe given that she has a panic attack just going to the fucking airport, lol.

 

[Louise123]

What happened to those £200 dolls he bought so him and Zoe could do a video looking after them.

If he sat and wrote a list of everything he promised was coming/ he was doing he would be gobsmacked how much he’s not followed through on. I can’t think of one single thing he’s actually committed to and completed. Even the canoe thing he went home for the night

Excuse me, I’m offended by this comment..I can think of one single thing he’s actually committed to and completed, not marrying Zoe!

 

[Minipizza]

Why did he not just put Zoe took these photos? idk I just find it strange he put girlfriend

 

[jammy]

Preaching about the homeless while he's a landlord and has a whole house just as office space and hardly used. Cunt.

 

[eucalyptus]

WHY DOES HE EAT IN BED SO MUCH ITS SO GROSS WHO PUTS FUCKING FISH AND CHIPS ON A PLATE AND THEN CHOOSES TO GO EAT IT IN BED WTF I DONT KNOW WHY THIS TRIGGERS ME SO MUCH BUT ITS JUST DISGUSTING

and also makes me assume he never brushes his teeth before bed