Oh this is awful! There was not one mention of the song, or Sam. Just Tory Horsey...
duck off, Horsey...
Alfie Deyes #10 Do your futureself a favour and finish something!
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duck off, Horsey...
Happy 27 Birthday Alfie
Never thought your idiot self would make it
P E R S P E C T I V E
The 6 minute trailer
- Alfie "celebrities talking about the most shocking real life secrets" ok hun
-Ohhh someone said "tit"
- Omg a naked twerk
- KSI voice is very distinct, get dem views Tory Deyes
- "It was in my hand"
- Zoe: "My mums seem my period hole"
- He said he made a website (he didn't), he bought TheSecretsOut.club - he didn't get .com or .UK because they were taken (like he couldn't afford it), he made a studio set (one he barely used) and "fast forward a year on we have a podcast"
does he not see how much of a failure he is
- Made a whhooolee ass set to go "fck it, podcast?" -- I hope it doesn't even get top 20
- He is soooooo smug "I don't know how I've managed to get the guests I've got" -- one is your gf..take a seat
- Alfie "These secrets are FULL ON, they are HEAVY"
Some secrets:
- "I started a job at uni, lied I had a child so I didn't have too work weekends. And apparently they regularly ask about the child"
- "Gave a bj to my boyfriend with parents in car. They never found out"
- "Girl apparently made a mould of ex boyfriend dick as a dildo, new bf uses it on her"
Yawn
He really doesn't have a face for TV or a voice for Radio
Never thought your idiot self would make it
Yes middle class white men tell us more about your
P E R S P E C T I V E
The Secrets Out... now podcast
The 6 minute trailer
- Alfie "celebrities talking about the most shocking real life secrets" ok hun
-Ohhh someone said "tit"
- Omg a naked twerk
- KSI voice is very distinct, get dem views Tory Deyes
- "It was in my hand"
- Zoe: "My mums seem my period hole"
- He said he made a website (he didn't), he bought TheSecretsOut.club - he didn't get .com or .UK because they were taken (like he couldn't afford it), he made a studio set (one he barely used) and "fast forward a year on we have a podcast"
does he not see how much of a failure he is- Made a whhooolee ass set to go "fck it, podcast?" -- I hope it doesn't even get top 20
- He is soooooo smug "I don't know how I've managed to get the guests I've got" -- one is your gf..take a seat
- Alfie "These secrets are FULL ON, they are HEAVY"
Some secrets:
- "I started a job at uni, lied I had a child so I didn't have too work weekends. And apparently they regularly ask about the child"
- "Gave a bj to my boyfriend with parents in car. They never found out"
- "Girl apparently made a mould of ex boyfriend dick as a dildo, new bf uses it on her"
Yawn
He really doesn't have a face for TV or a voice for Radio
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Happy birthday Alfie. You don’t look a day over 50!
As its his birthday i feel bad saying this but Tory boy seriously is a cards against humanity card
Love this so much because I wasn’t going to give the clip my time.Happy 27 Birthday Alfie
Never thought your idiot self would make it
Yes middle class white men tell us more about your
P E R S P E C T I V E
The Secrets Out... now podcast
The 6 minute trailer
- Alfie "celebrities talking about the most shocking real life secrets" ok hun
-Ohhh someone said "tit"
- Omg a naked twerk
- KSI voice is very distinct, get dem views Tory Deyes
- "It was in my hand"
- Zoe: "My mums seem my period hole"
- He said he made a website (he didn't), he bought TheSecretsOut.club - he didn't get .com or .UK because they were taken (like he couldn't afford it), he made a studio set (one he barely used) and "fast forward a year on we have a podcast"
- Made a whhooolee ass set to go "fck it, podcast?" -- I hope it doesn't even get top 20
- He is soooooo smug "I don't know how I've managed to get the guests I've got" -- one is your gf..take a seat
- Alfie "These secrets are FULL ON, they are HEAVY"
Some secrets:
- "I started a job at uni, lied I had a child so I didn't have too work weekends. And apparently they regularly ask about the child"
- "Gave a bj to my boyfriend with parents in car. They never found out"
- "Girl apparently made a mould of ex boyfriend dick as a dildo, new bf uses it on her"
Yawn
He really doesn't have a face for TV or a voice for Radio
People hate on Millenials but Gen Z are the ones who let crappy trailers (not even a whole podcast episode) be at number 3...wtf
H A P P Y B I R T H D A Y A L D I E I H A T E E V E R T H Y I N G Y O U S T A N D F O R Y O U F U C K I N G P R I C K
What kinda Toryttoo is this?
He does realise that kids aren’t something you can just stop bothering with when you get fed up right? I think he wants to be a young dad for the photos on the gram nothing more .. jeez imagine having him as your dad 
I imagine he’ll think money buys all happiness for kids too other kids will hate his kids for being so spoilt and his kids will hate him for being such a knob!
I imagine he’ll think money buys all happiness for kids too other kids will hate his kids for being so spoilt and his kids will hate him for being such a knob!
Can't believe he's 27.....what's he been doing with his life?
Learning how to be sick at show jumping and being the best horse at the county fayre
The new tracksuit, no way that took seven months. It’s almost like that was bullshit and it’s another rip off...
His new crappy tracksuits look like something someone would be given to wear when they arrive at prison after a guilty verdict and about to start a life sentence.
When I first saw the picture I thought they were Joe Sugg and Tanya Burr
(first time posting on this thread. Hi!)Where the duck is this veg patch?
along with the guitar and whatever else.. forgotten
His new podcast it at the top of the charts... because it’s a 5 minute trailer. That and the fact that it’s a shameless rip off of one of Shagged Married Annoyed’s segments.
Off topic but does anyone else find these two (the proudlocks
) really annoying?? Like duck off you goofy clowns.
What do you expect he's an expert in living off other people's ideas
I used to hate watch Alfie but can’t bring myself to now as I’m too irritated by him and just find it stressful. I also don’t want to give him the views, but he just keeps popping up on Zoe’s content... it feels like he’s on her social media more than ever! Damn you coronavirus! 
I got sucked back in this week as wanted to see what the fuss was about his podcast (trailer) and watched a couple of his insta stories with the sound down (because Alfie). His smug face when he was referring to his #1 position in the podcast chat was so very very punchable that I remembered why I’ve stopped watching him. I bet he thinks he’s come up with the idea for the podcast himself and doesn’t realise that he’s just listened to someone else’s and copied it.
I got sucked back in this week as wanted to see what the fuss was about his podcast (trailer
) and watched a couple of his insta stories with the sound down (because Alfie). His smug face when he was referring to his #1 position in the podcast chat was so very very punchable that I remembered why I’ve stopped watching him. I bet he thinks he’s come up with the idea for the podcast himself and doesn’t realise that he’s just listened to someone else’s and copied it.- Status