Don’t forget Alex is a match-preneur in her own right
She probably never needs to buy matches 
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She probably never needs to buy matches I have these
and they’re absolutely pointless as there’s nothing to strike them on Also did Alex do the tables for her event last night….not one single table cloth ironed
There were some really stylish women at that event and there’s Alex dressed like an overgrown grown 6 year old. Just why??
are you sure there isn’t a little circle of sandpaper on the bottom?I have these
Also did Alex do the tables for her event last night….not one single table cloth ironed
May be that’s why they ended up in tk maxx
Alex looks like Grayson Perry in that dress.
Your profile picture is amazing
Did I dream it or didn't she used to sell matches?!
Yes she did. But now she’s managed to get a deal with Specsavers and all from slagging off an ad theirs!
Grayson Perry at least has more interesting things to say than “look what I found in Tiger” and “if you use Febreze you don’t have to wash your clothes”.
No nothing…absolutely useless apart from a decoration on our fireplaceare you sure there isn’t a little circle of sandpaper on the bottom?
May be that’s why they ended up in tk maxx
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Not being funny but if this is her ad for spec savers… they are so ill fitting!
Jeffrey Dahmer rang, he wants his glasses back…
Absolutely. They’re uneven, far too high on the bridge of her nose and should not be resting on her cheeks like that. Not a good ad for SpecSavers.
Jeffrey’s are a much better fit,
Are we really expecting an influencer to wear something that fits them and suits them, opposed to something that goes with their own fantasy self?
The lipstick too - why does she do the weird Joker mouth with it?
Another day, another jaunt to Ikea. Alex and Dopey don’t know they’re born!
What is the name of all that’s holy is her latest reel?
No words, absolutely no words
wtf indeed.
Erm, i think really don’t get where she was going to with that reel!
Trying and failing to be a bit Wes Anderson
Trying and failing to be a bit Wes Anderson