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downthehatch

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Couldn’t think of a more original name than “Northern Hemisphere”. What well-known outdoor clothing brand could he have been inspired by there, I wonder? 🤔
 
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NoMoreSpotlight

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SUNNYSIDEUP911 said:
Stuff he believes in! This is the same Guy who has droned on about how he "dosnt drink" and yet releases his own brand of Gin! Makes absolutely no sense. While the people of Mayo Eye roll him for being a sell out, Rise to fame for pulling the piss out of Insta huns and becomes one himself. Just No.
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This exactly! I don't understand that comment either about him only advertising stuff he believes in, he's a total instahun now after all his piss taking. Total sell out.
 
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Leasha

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Yeah, like really and truly what weight does the Gossies have?? Alan is talking like he's won a Nobel prize. Lots of nominees didnt even bother going going or ask/beg for votes.

I did however like Donal Byrnes pisstake! If he would dial down the Pat Shortt act though...
 
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Leasha

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Andipop20 said:
Is there a page for mark Jordan?
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No I don't think so.

I like Mark, his content during covid was great, dismissing the shocking media headlines, giving factual info about variants etc

But lately I'm just tap tap tapping through his stories. He can't answer a question simply.

"What time is it Mark?"

That could take 6 slides to answer, rambling on.
 
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LHGK7

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Im close to unfollowing Alan. His stories are just sales pitches for whatever shite he's involved with. No new content, just sucking up to other influencers. Disappointed he's turned into the very thing he mocked back in the day.
 
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Leasha

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His latest reel (farmers with the rain) is bang on!

Alan really is very good at social media advertising. He doesn't try to hide an ad, I like that
 
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hdbe45

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I wish Dave Cuddy would stop hanging out with him and referencing him so much. Dave’s USP is how normal and relatable and hardworking he is, I hate him trying to get in with the likes of Alan and I hope it’s not for leverage…I want to see Dave do well in his own right for his podcasts, merchandise and his forestry work rather than collabs and hanging out with people with a social media presence.
 
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Randomer

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bellawella22 said:
The Eric guy is an Irish tik toker.
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WTF, I just went on his insta what a twat. I dunno, but this tik tok insta shite makes any fool feckin fool famous. I spotted Alan last nite while I was queuing for the big wheel and he came back and said 'I've got it sorted' and I swear I thought he was gonna skip the queue but he didn't. He's sooo short. I knew he was 5'6 but he's got awful short legs 🙈
I used liked him but no. And the galway player ICK
 
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LHGK7

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So his content for the next 6 weeks will be him selling these shows...The market is saturated with these influencers thinking people are interested in watching them talk shite for maximum hour and a half. Paying top dollar to lines their pockets. No thanks. Will stick to my free podcasts on Spotify.
 
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SUNNYSIDEUP911

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Neady83 said:
I actually think you're not far from the truth. He seems to only actually advertise stuff he believes in himself. He hadn't advertised too many products since signing up.

Shame he didn't get the Failte Ireland gig, he's a great advertisement for Mayo.
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Stuff he believes in! This is the same Guy who has droned on about how he "dosnt drink" and yet releases his own brand of Gin! Makes absolutely no sense. While the people of Mayo Eye roll him for being a sell out, Rise to fame for pulling the piss out of Insta huns and becomes one himself. Just No.
 
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getuptheyard

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What is he on about with that delivery driver ‘if this was in America he’d be given a new bike’. What a ridiculous thing to say.! Why is the grass always greener with him.
Off you go to America alan and let us know how that goes for you!! If you think Dublin is unsafe, you really don’t know the US!
 
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Lassie don't go home

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Imahappycamper said:
I don't understand this fella's logic at all. Complaining that he lost all his savings and then cribbing about trying to get a house and in the middle of all that goes and changes his vehicle to a big penis extension of a land rover discovery. Which even if commercialised and tax deductible is probably in the region of 50k. Trying to make it as an insta hun he is a charachture of what he started out mocking.
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There is no doubt he has a brilliant work ethics, he looks like a hard worker, but whatever happened with northern hemisphere, I'd be upset if my life savings disappeared, too as he said he has borrowed for the car, but I wouldn't begrudge him a nice car heaven knows he spends enough time on the roads he.might as well be comfortable 😉
 
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MUA

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So Alan has "anxiety" yet keeps putting himself out there. Im calling bull.. he is getting sympathy from pretending he is awkward. Why put on a show etc if he is so nervous.... im not buying it
 
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C1O2

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tbo said:
Poor Kookie!

To be fair to Alan at least he took the time to look after her and take her to the vet this morning and didn’t pawn her off on someone else while he gets ready for his show.
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Fair play to him. In fairness to him like he could easily have asked his mum or dad. Shows he really cares. I know it’s only taking the dog to the vet but it’s nice to see imo
 
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