Adverts you hate

[SarcasticEllis]

Verisure alarm systems
‘The neighbours got broken into last night!’
‘really? How?’ Well if I took a wild guess I’d say they came in without asking

yes! And the fact the first thing they respond with is “it could be us next!”
no mention of “oh how awful, how are they?” or anything. Callous bastards!

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

yes! And the fact the first thing they respond with is “it could be us next!”
no mention of “oh how awful, how are they?” or anything. Callous bastards!

Well from what I see all you have to do is get that sign that says Secured by Verisure and no burglar EVER will come near your place

 

[Beaversabout]

I really hate the cremation advert. Why is everyone so happy and celebrating that thought? Let's pour some wine and arrange your body disposal?

 

[no-no]

The Lenor Outdoorable advert “this room smells like an armpit”. They all look like they f*cking stink of armpits.

 

[Sancrow]

The British gas advert with that song 'turn down for what' blaring out,I can imagine some poor old dear in a nursing home about to take a nap on a chair and that advert comes blaring on TV and frightening the life out of them.

 

[emm]

yes! And the fact the first thing they respond with is “it could be us next!”
no mention of “oh how awful, how are they?” or anything. Callous bastards!

and all said in a total monotone "oh no. it could be us next" I really feel like they have just decided no point making a medicore ad may as well just make an absolutely awful one

 

[Phoenix40]

For me, it's the Magnum icecream ads....that 'crunch' sound as they bite into me just makes me feel

 

[whisperchat]

I'm glad they left this in 2020 the song used to get stuck in my head for days

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

and all said in a total monotone "oh no. it could be us next" I really feel like they have just decided no point making a medicore ad may as well just make an absolutely awful one

They are keeping the School for Cardboard "Actors" in business

 

[Orphan_Black]

There's one for workman shoes, with an awfully dubbed advert, annoying voice kid, and apparently these boots make you work faster?! Magic shoes.

 

[Damagedtime]

The Sky Mobile one's, please change the song already.

 

[Segotia]

The Magnum ads. Because of thatt AWFUL exaggerated cracking noise as she bites into the chocolate - its fcuking annoying, and grinds my gears. Shes a pig. In fact, I put my hands over my ears when it comes on.

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

They are keeping the School for Cardboard "Actors" in business

Oh they've been back to the School for Cardboard Actors again though to present a new offerring featuring a couple eagerly welcoming the Verisure man and their sheer delight when he says he can install their stuff there and then! Woo hoo!!!!!

 

[Savannah_xx]

We buy any car

 

[Pesky Tarian]

There used to be one for the kids craft set 'my fairy garden' sang by someone completely tone deaf, really yanked my chain

 

[Segotia]

THe new 'woke' John Lewis ad, where the kid goes around trashing the house while his Mum looks on. That is NOT OK. I really want to climb into the telly and sort him out.

 

[Libbylulu]

Tesco food with the mum having a ‘mare’ of a day. Seriously she’s not. The kids dropped a towel and asked what’s for dinner. Her life is rosy if that’s what she thinks is a nightmare

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

THe new 'woke' John Lewis ad, where the kid goes around trashing the house while his Mum looks on. That is NOT OK. I really want to climb into the telly and sort him out.

Personally I cannot stand the JL adverts that come firing at you across the horizon stuffed full of Agendas to batter you with

 

[witchofwestbyfleet]

John Lewis advert: I support diversity in advertising and I'm the last person to complain about the "woke agenda" but think it's a bit inappropriate to show a child that young in an evidently drag-inspired performance (as opposed to just dressing up or wearing makeup.)

It's otherwise similar to the ad with the little girl ballet dancing to Elton John but in that one she didn't actually break anything whereas this child actively wrecks the house. In that situation you don't need home insurance "just in case"; you need discipline!

 

[Segotia]

I HATE the Bookmakers ads currently running - especially the fact that they feature celebrities. The companies try to hide the fact that they are advertising their business, sanitising this fact by pretending its an item offering advice to help people avoid addiction.