Adam The Woo #17 Every Day Is A Cheat Day

[blockedbyslockbower]

Tomorrow's vlog Gatorland, per Tampa Jay's vlog

 

[dirtnap101]

Tampa Jay is in NYC , wonder if he is staying there for the Yankees / Rays game on Friday & if Adam will join him there

Unlikely, he will want to escort his mom back home, and that would be longer than a week (and it's certainly a week despite his mumbling, fumbling idiotic stammering about how long he'll be away). Also, I doubt Tampa Jay can afford to stay in NYC for a whole week

 

[Lambyo]

I was all prepared to say how confused I was by the scene. There's a window to the airfield... but a mirror in front of it... and apparently another mirror behind him? But then I saw this on Facebook. So he's not just a 50-year-old male taking a selfie, he's a 50-year-old male taking a selfie in the bathroom.

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He’s demented, look at his face on 7D - something mentally wrong there. I think the girl behind him feels the same way about him.

 

[dirtnap101]

The algorithm would pick up the word "eclipse". He wasn't going to pass up on that revenue.

Thankfully it doesn't seem to have worked too well for him, maybe a mild boost at best:

 

[Kystar]

Florida is a very diverse state. Does David have any friends or does he collab with anyone of a different ethnicity than he is?

To be fair , he seems to be racist , so …

 

[ThereGoesTheMoney]

“the boys won one for me”

Guarantee you he can't even name a 9-player lineup without looking them up.

 

[ThereGoesTheMoney]

Seems like it with 24k in just 6 hours, and it's a holiday so people have more time to watch. He purposely didn't even use the poor man's name in the title, knowing that the vague "Death of a Disney Legend" would result in clicks to find out who it died, and perhaps give the vlog some legs going forward for anyone searching for the term "Disney Legend"

This one should do pretty well by his view standards now. The Disney Springs and Indiana Jones vlogs have both jumped to 45-46k over the last 24+ hours, and I suspect the vague clickbait title will drive this one higher than those.

 

[VloggerCritic]

What women? Giggles he pays. Chelsea, unless she is behind the scenes, is no longer around. We all know what happened with Madame the Woo. Jackie/Super Enthused only used him enough to get what she wanted (a viewer base, which from her tattle, when people post. She is super boring from what I read). She is rarely in his vlogs unless it is passing in a group of other vloggers. Ginger. She is a ghost of his past.

So you think he's only paying Giggles? This dude just paid cash for a half a million dollar townhouse. I get why people hate on him and I used to be a fan of his but he seems to make a ton of money for what little effort he puts in.

 

[DukeOfKent]

The table orders cheesy garlic bread and they get complimentary dinner rolls as well - no evidence Adam had any, but no evidence he didn't either. In keeping with Fit By Fifty and half marathon training, I present Adam's dish:

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It's called carb loading. Adam's just starting VERY early!

 

[blockedbyslockbower]

This is near the end of JoJo's World vlog, I think probably out of respect for her boyfriend she doesn't want to appear w/ Woo.

 

[ThereGoesTheMoney]

B) Like I said, I'm no doctor, and it certainly could be creative bankruptcy, all or in part. I used to think that. Lately, I'm starting to swing to obsessive compulsive disorder.

And a mid-life crisis hitting him a little late.

 

[aliciavlnf4]

Anyone know what this is about? After hours event last night? Who is Sean?

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Based on his IG story, it’s Malfuncsean.

 

[cardfrek]

 

[Dillon21]

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Punch is my word of the day. I used it a few times on the TTT tattle today. Now Adam with his "cute" face is very punchable. Poor mama woo looks like she'd rather be someplace else now she caught on what Adam is doing on the bottom photo. Poor lady.

 

[2020planner]

OMG. Those three photos you posted @dirtnap101 of him watching the lights.

Seriously punchable. Like @Dillon21 said.

He really does have something wrong upstairs. There's absolutely no denying it now.

 

[2020planner]

Did he film his treadmill walk? Or his weight lifting session? How about his cottage cheese and air fryer vegetable meal? Or drinking water from his expensive water bottle?How much training did he report he did today for the half marathon? How is his "Fit by Fifty" routine going? Did he film his promised weigh-in?

Saw someone posted this on Reddit.
Apparently, we all need to wait until he's in better shape now (aka "closer to [his] goal") in order to film the workouts now?!?!

I'm pretty sure he's safe to walk into any doctor's office today, take some tests, then ask, "Is it advisable for me to run a half marathon on September 9th?" and get a 100% response rate of "No"



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That "I haven't hit the gym in two weeks" is becoming like when he said for a full year "I haven't had any soda for 7 months now"

Oops! Jinx!

 

[Kystar]

I have to assume if he was doing anything, anything at all - either indoors or outdoors - he'd be crowing about it from the nearest mountain to get all the praise from the Woovians

I don’t know why he just doesn’t stay quiet about his fit by whatever , and if it really happens , then post about !Way better than always posting up about it & then failing & get ridiculed

 

[Creeljdtt]

How many videos do you all think he does with the stupid water show from his hotel window, or how many times will he do the backlot tour? He doesn't even mention the marathon or working out, did he give up on all that again, as he always does?

 

[dirtnap101]

I just watched the Simple Plan part. Adam is so obnoxious. He is loud and dumb on purpose thinking he is funny. He is a 50 year old man trying to sound like some kind of edgy 20 something.
Pierre (lead singer) asks if it’s anyone’s first time seeing them and Adam loudly screams “right here!!” These two guys in the back even turn around to look at him:
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Pierre also asks if anyone is a local and Adam says, “we are all pass holders.” Are you a pass holder, Adam? Thanks for reminding us.
He also sarcastically says, “I hope they play that song Anthem that I love. Oh wait that’s Good Charlotte.”
Again, he is 50 years old acting like a loud annoying douche. That social anxiety sure went away when he was yelling things out in a crowd.

Yeah, I wasn't quite getting what he was going for...I mean I know he thinks he's the edgiest thing in the world and the gatekeeper of all that is punk rock, which is why I mentioned the Olsen Twins because it shouldn't be up his alley, but then why even go? It's music from the 2000s when he was in a band and I'm sure he thinks nothing could compare to what he did anyway. Kind of like his useless "bit" about Dasani water. Adam buddy, you're no comedian.
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According to Adam, The only type of cloud in Florida is the Cumulonimbus.

Or anywhere else he's been on earth!

 

[dirtnap101]

How dare you! He also had to spend 30 minutes at Walgreens getting his passport photo!

Oh damn, I forgot. He also had to drive at a max of only 30 mph in the clown car there and back, which also took some time. I apologize
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About how much is his health insurance per month?

There was absolutely no mention of that from him, so anything is a guess. It would be funny if he went the Affordable Care Act route and takes advantage of that while complaining about "Uncle Sam" taking his cut every April 15th. I'm sure he's one of those people who doesn't know it's also called "Obamacare", which would probably shake Rev Jim to the core...