Adam Hattan #11 The sidekick in his own life

[Century20]

So Adam has posted multiple stories of making friendship bracelets for the Taylor concert.

Between attending the concert with thousands and interacting with people exchanging braclets how is Adam going manage with his social anxiety?

Is Gary going to he attending?

 

[Purple Haze]

When he said “employees of the Adam Hattan company” at the beginning, why doesn’t he just call them his parents?

 

[Mark81]

 

[Chandler Bing]

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Oh god no! What year is it?

 

[Tabitha]

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Ok 1) I'm assuming this is a song reference? 2) if I received this from a 30yo man I'd probably be very unhappy 3) what is with the weird spacing on the bracelets? Having been a teen girl, you space words together with spaces between them, like you do when writing. He does it on some of them but it's inconsistent...

When i see adults wearing these, i assume their young children made them for them. Isnt that usually the case? (Not saying ‘slut’ of course, he wishes he could be a slut)

 

[Mark81]

When i see adults wearing these, i assume their young children made them for them. Isnt that usually the case? (Not saying ‘slut’ of course, he wishes he could be a slut)

Most vanilla slut in the world (showcase)

 

[Geetbo]

What a sad little life Adam.

 

[autofocus]

Most vanilla slut in the world (showcase)

For me, it's now between this and @glitteringgrogu's post for the next title.

 

[ReadySteadyGrift]

If a man in his 30s gave my daughter a bracelet with slut on it the only stars he would be seeing would be the ones from where my fist had rearranged his face

 

[spoonqueen]

If a man in his 30s gave my daughter a bracelet with slut on it the only stars he would be seeing would be the ones from where my fist had rearranged his face

I *hope* it's one he'll keep for himself...

 

[Mark81]

I *hope* it's one he'll keep for himself...

Probably give to Gary, giggle like schoolgirls 'oh aren't we bad' then go back to their Incel lives (are gay incels a thing?)

 

[Itvex]

Employee discount - on what?

Literally about to say the same thing! Also...free parking and work from home!?!

 

[Babyshark]

Literally about to say the same thing! Also...free parking and work from home!?!

Free parking in your own driveway. Thanks Bossman Adam

 

[What the What?!]

Minimum wage is currently £11.44 for those aged 21+ and £8.60 for 18-20 year olds.

Thank you very much, @spoonqueen! Well, we shall see if anyone takes him up on that offer! Yikes!
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More specifically—Summer look coming in like a HOT MESS! I forgot that he gets blonde highlights.

 

[Mark81]

Because blonde highlights are so current

Further proof he is still stuck in his teens

 

[Iwantallthetea]

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WTF, when did we go back to the 90s??

 

[GSquaredUWS]

Greying beard, 2 chins, highlights, duck pout, dark circles, AirPods in…..A mess!! But he thinks he looks so bougie and fashionable in that picture

 

[Tavi Huit]

Greying beard, 2 chins, highlights, duck pout, dark circles, AirPods in…..A mess!! But he thinks he looks so bougie and fashionable in that picture

Fat Boy Dim

 

[Mark81]

Fat Boy Dim

Another great thread title

Are we in a golden age of Adam thread titles?!

 

[madhon]

Greying beard, 2 chins, highlights, duck pout, dark circles, AirPods in…..A mess!! But he thinks he looks so bougie and fashionable in that picture

You missed uses hair straighteners …