It’s painful how many times we’ve been subjected to that view. Booooooooooring AF after the second time.
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You’ve just gave her a idea for her next child’s name
She even uses those female stereotypes. Good Queen, mopping like a true girl!
I don't think we can expect too much, she was shocked that boys have eyelashes. For someone who was supposedly so gender non conforming Lucy has been such a disappointment.
VULVA VWALLA SEQUIN EUPHORIA - the perfect name, regardless of whether the child is born with or without eyelashes, which is apparently how gender is determined.
I still can’t get over the name Queen.
I’m from Liverpool, and elderly ladies call each other that. As in “Hiya, queen. You alright?”
I’m from Liverpool, and elderly ladies call each other that. As in “Hiya, queen. You alright?”
I've never heard it used like that - I love it!
That’s what Bobby Grant used to call Sheila in Brookside years ago!!!
Oh poor Lucy! She hasn’t even got a nanny to help her parent her own children while she’s abroad for 6 weeks! AND she’s cooking & cleaning! I feel so sorry for her!! 
“Mumming A LOT” duck the duck off she’s on a 6 week holiday, with husband/family/friends, not exactly going it alone is she!? And if she didn’t want to mum A LOT, why have so many ham butties, tuna pastas, Christmas cakes, flamingos. Oh and a girl… rabbit whatshername.
she’s on a 6 week holiday, with husband/family/friends, not exactly going it alone is she!? And if she didn’t want to mum A LOT, why have so many ham butties, tuna pastas, Christmas cakes, flamingos. Oh and a girl… rabbit whatshername.Perhaps she should have had FIVE children in the hope of “getting her girl”. Then she could have had a more relaxing holiday.
Ordinarily would totally agree with you however discovered this summer with my potty trained 4yo why bikinis are preferable as getting a soggy child in and out of a swimsuit to go for 86 bathroom breaks a day is a total pain in the arseA baby in a bikini issorry if that offends anyone but it’s just awful. Totally impractical and uncomfortable too
I can see what you mean, you can get the UV tops with pants though which is safer in the sun as wellOrdinarily would totally agree with you however discovered this summer with my potty trained 4yo why bikinis are preferable as getting a soggy child in and out of a swimsuit to go for 86 bathroom breaks a day is a total pain in the arse
I feel like I’m going to get shot down for this but we are all super Olivey toned and generally holiday in the Middle East so she would be way too hot in a rash vest thing. Factor 50 is the way for us… with a tankini style bikini
Here comes the wedding spam…
I’m sure her wedding anniversary A.K.A the greatest day evah, comes round every couple of weeks 
Even on her wedding day she looks grotty