Absolutely Fabulucy #3

[pinkelsie]

She claims to want to spread awareness but won’t say what burnt the child. So this serves no purpose apart from to get all the huns blowing smoke up her ass.

 

[AliceInWanderLost]

It’s strange that she always dressed the boys in bright rainbow colours but Queen is always dressed in dull tones.

she used to make a point of dressing the boys in rainbow colours and sparkles and sequins and demanding that they grow their hair long, because she was desperate for a girl and was essentially trying to make do with the boys she had by supposedly taking a stand against stereotypical gender roles as a reason to buy skirts and hair clips and unicorn patterned tops. the moment Queen was born, she proved that was all total bullshit, as she always dresses her daughter in stereotypical "girlie" colours, all floral dresses and hair bows - even to the point that she specified that she treated her to a pink knickerbockerglory for her first birthday, solely because it was pink and girlie.

it was never about gender, or her boys being "different" and choosing they wanted to grow their hair long, or wear princess dresses - Lucy simply wanted an excuse to buy princess dresses, so obviously the boys had to wear them. since Queen has been born, there have been far less photos of the boys - because obvs her grid is reserved for photos of her precious GIRL - but when they are featured, they tend to be wearing baseball caps and grey/blue/black t-shirts, jeans and trainers - even at festivals, which is where they used to wear sequined leotards and pink feather boas - all clearly bought from the "boy's" clothing section of the shop - which is quite a contrast to how she dressed them prior to Queen's birth, especially the younger two who were regularly dressed flamboyantly in rainbows and sparkly shoes and leopard print fur coats and dresses, supposedly because that was their preference, so presumably it's purely a coincidence that the moment their sister was born, they opted for generic, stereotypical "boyish" clothes.

it wouldn't bother me if the boys had chosen to grow their hair and paint the nails, or if their favourite colour was pink and they preferred wearing dresses - that isn’t the issue. the issue is that it was clearly forced on them by Lucy, and now she's had her dream GIRL, she no longer needs her boys as stand-in dolls to play dress up with, and they have been cast aside, thus allowed to choose their own outfits - and the clothes they choose, more to fade into the background and not stand out, speaks volumes.

 

[Jumbojet1251]

It drives me crackers she writes Ow instead of Oh! It’s irrational but I want to fling my iPad across the room.

Edited for typo. Ow!

 

[Jumbojet1251]

Say what? I don’t understand this. Someone normal help me out please?

Lucy gave this person a special card to go down the rabbit hole (special area of glasto only for the specials and not the normal scum plebs), so sort after that only the special people have it. She’s one of the special people just incase you didn’t know.

So sort after. Special special special.

 

[sheleg]

It drives me crackers she writes Ow instead of Oh! It’s irrational but I want to fling my iPad across the room.

Edited for typo. Ow!

It’s fucking infuriating!

Also “another wang growing in my uterus” is a repulsive thing to say about an unborn child. Just grim.

 

[frostily]

oh for crying out loud - “VWALA”. Jesy Nelson spelled it Walla to much ridicule if I remember

shit did she mean “voila” !?

 

[Cops&robbers]

Whilst my brain has no trouble understanding it’s the same fucking rock you’ve shown us 500 times!
I’d assume she was trolling us if she wasn’t so obviously thick.

 

[lifeIsBetterInVilaSol]

Sat waiting for the grief stricken Lucy to pop on to say how she knew Paul ogrady

 

[lifeIsBetterInVilaSol]

Who would palm there kid off on anyone they don’t know

 

[Aunt Lydia]

This spelling mistake is incredible…

#gorp

 

[Cops&robbers]

We’re a way off a new thread title but please someone include ‘vwala’!!!

 

[OutrageouslyScarlet]

Sat here waiting for her to do a story about Maxi Jazz so she can make it about her..

 

[Lalalalaaaaaa85]

ok at this point she’s just making her friend look/feel bad. any need for the 2 posts of the same thing, the need to tell everyone that she’s coming home THREE DAYS EARLY because of the show and that they were ‘planning on taking Bolan ’ Christ. Bet her friend feels great. Maybe she should’ve informed her friend of their plans to return home early

I hope it’s the friend who had to give up her Glasto ticket to look after Queen! Karma

 

[urghmummybloggers]

Nah she’s a freak. What a weird thing to write. Her obsession with her child having a vagina is unhinged

 

[12055584]

Fuck off lucy you grief whore. I have never heard you even mention Taylor or the foo fighters before.

We get it Lucy - you go to festivals. It doesn’t mean you’re on first name terms with every band in existence
Such a prick

 

[Beccjane]

It’s the “the venue had to delete some pictures as I was the first bride to dry hump Elvis, he was taken aback” you seggsually assaulted a guy just doing his job and this it’s hilarious

 

[urghmummybloggers]

Please explain MDMA mouth, I am very square.

 

[OutrageouslyScarlet]

The state of her!

She looks like one of the old hippies that live in the commune in my town. Filthy!

I used to think she was quite pretty with the dyed ginger hair (pre dreads) now she looks like Newton Faulkner

 

[Showmethemoonie]

Could she be making it any more obvious that she spent five days absolutely off her tits on drugs and has been on a week long comedown since?

 

[Crazymum]

How the fuck she dares I don’t know.