I can’t abide people who make such a big deal of going to festivals after the age of about 22.
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Glasto is fun but come on!
I honestly think they are there every year as drug dealers.
I honestly think they are there every year as drug dealers.
Who would palm there kid off on anyone they don’t know
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That's appalling.
What do you mean, Glastonbury is just soooo hippy dippy and good vibes and peace and love? You can surely palm your kid off on random strangers. Totally no nefarious types would ever attend Glastonbury 
Sick of her going on about Glastonbury and there’s still a least a month of this tit to go 
duck off with your free hospitality tickets
duck off with your free hospitality tickets
P*edos be like “why yes I’m free to take your kid on an adventure hee hee”
So I’ve just googled the Baby scan company Lucy owned and looked at the Google reviews, and noticed that Ben (her husband) had given it a 5star review, and then seen another 5 star review written by Lucy her self (even tho she owned the place) claiming to be pregnant with a little girl 
, also most of the other reviews were 1 star complaints 
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That was just a humble brag for her. ”Im with the band” kinda thing. Jeez, she’s so cringe!
Surely technically every mention of Glastonbury should be declared as Gifted?
1000% agree with you there . They had to get rich somehow
A few years ago she shared her Glasto packing ‘for the crew’ there were bottles of 5tp supplements. Well known for taking after using MDMA to help with the comedown.1000% agree with you there . They had to get rich somehow
Can anyone please remind me if her kids full names ?
Ready? Here goes:
Bolan-Billy Super Duper
Ziggy-Ramone Unicorn Prince
Hendrix-Cobaine Santa Claus
Lennon-William Egg Butty
Queen Bunny-Monroe (there might be another name tacked onto this but I forget)
they are all beyond ridiculous, but i feel especially bad for poor Lennon, having "egg butty" as a middle name - i'm actually surprised she was allowed to register that as his name, without anyone questioning its appropriateness. i'm also pretty sure she tried to explain Hendrix' middle name as "oh, he was born on Christmas eve!" as though that's an entirely logical justification as to naming your son santa claus! i guess Queen was lucky she wasn't born at Easter, or no doubt her name would be Queen Easter-Bunny Monroe, or Queen Easter-Egg Bunny Monroe.Ready? Here goes:
Bolan-Billy Super Duper
Ziggy-Ramone Unicorn Prince
Hendrix-Cobaine Santa Claus
Lennon-William Egg Butty
Queen Bunny-Monroe (there might be another name tacked onto this but I forget)
was Lennon always lumbered with such a stupid middle name, or was the poor kid simply Lennon-William, and then "egg butty" was added later, to follow the trend of the *yOuNeeK* middle names she gave the younger boys? I know there was speculation, but i can't remember if it was ever established whether Lucy's current husband is Lennon's father? cos if he has a different dad, i'm assuming the stupid middle name was added later.
I mean can you imagine having to put your full name on school books. Never mind any kind of official documents
The most annoying thing about those hideous names, worse than Egg Butty even, is the misspelling of Cobain. Whhhhy? 
I maybe late to the party but did she mean cocaineThe most annoying thing about those hideous names, worse than Egg Butty even, is the misspelling of Cobain. Whhhhy?
Such desperately try-hard “rockstar wannabe” names. Lennon. Hendrix. Cobain(e).
same with Ramone(s). Ziggy. Bolan. Queen. Prince. and Billy Super Duper being the name of an album by Marc Bolan's band T-Rex.
except for the random Egg Butty - and the Christmas eve inspired Sanat Claus - all the names she's used are just the names of rock bands or musicians. hardly imaginative, and definitely give desperate try-hard rockband wannabe vibes!