2023 Celebrity Death Pool #5 just die

[Serene Serena]

Is he dead yet?

I think he died yesterday and the family are trying to word an announcement that doesn’t incorporate the words thank fuck for that.

 

[Sir Lancelot]

Just watched the Matt Willis documentary - what do we think to a relapse and beyond?

He's a nob. Bringing out a show now about his 'deeply personal battle' just as Busted have new music on the go and Charlie is getting all the attention. Probably cheated on Emma again and is getting ahead of it by showing how sorry he is.
He's on the list so I hope he fucking dies.

 

[DrLoomis]

It was reported on Twitter that Linda Nolan had died BUT it was a hoax which has been cleared up by The Nolan's own account. Either that or she did die, the grim reaper saw that she was on our list and brought her back. Almost points there.

 

[Sir Lancelot]

Someone involved in Eurovision has too die today,

Mae Muller's career?

 

[BigMavis]

Who did he take?

<eagerly awaiting news of multiple deaths>

He was looking.

 

[Mugglewump]

I like Sam Smith

You are not welcome on my hill when I order us a takeaway then, so there.

 

[Mrs Fluff]

We're just chatting at this point, aren't we?

We've been mostly doing that since January!

 

[JoJo76]

It’s my birthday a month today. Husband asked me if there was anything I wanted for my birthday. I told him death.

 

[JoJo76]

RIP my Rosemary. After my accident and surgery he suffered a very slow and painful death. I will miss him with my whole heart. But look how good my spuds are behind him, totally taking the piss with Life.

 

[Sir Lancelot]

Stuff your Eurovision talk; there is a thread for that.

WE ONLY WANT DEATH

 

[Mugglewump]

Gino D'Acampo, May 29th, 08:15am, falls down a man hole in Kentish Town, London.

Them hole ffs.
I learned from Sam Smith.

 

[Sir Lancelot]

The wait for a good death is getting boring now

Longing for that breaking news headline. Oh who will it be?? WHEN will it be??

Gino D'Acampo, May 29th, 08:15am, falls down a man hole in Kentish Town, London.

 

[Sir Lancelot]

If he dies, do we play the digeridoo?

I'm not putting Rolf's digeridoo in my mouth

 

[Sir Lancelot]

I have an idea for the thread title for #6 but if anyone has anything in mind, let me know and I can politely ignore it and do what I want anyway... ;P

 

[Tangerine Cat]

Is there a special crematorium for beasts? There should be. Mind you, the the amateur beasts might object to being burned alongside the superbeasts.

I hope he was scared as he died. Like those children were. And I hope this daughter is truly ashamed of herself for not publicly denouncing him. At least Philth Schofield had the shred of decency to disown his brother.

what with Philth about to be outed, Twitter rumbling that Ginge and Cringe are divorcing and Harris possibly dead……… WHAT A WEEKEND!

 

[kurtCobainsguitar]

Gino D'Acampo, May 29th, 08:15am, falls down a man hole in Kentish Town, London.

Was he placing the ladder over that manhole outside Paul Youngs window?

 

[Sir Lancelot]

We're just chatting at this point, aren't we?

 

[JoJo76]

I see no one has died. Twats. So I thought I would pop in during a boring Eurovision song to share some stuff that amused me today.

 

[Sir Lancelot]

NUL FUCKING POINTS

 

[netflixbritney]

Haha, it's like Schroedinger's Celebrity Death Pool. At this point in time, Rolf is simultaneously alive and dead.