Bless you my child…Pew pew pewOf all the things for god to have in his hand I don’t think he would have a gun lol
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If you’re dead and in heaven you wouldn’t have a physical body so a gun wouldn’t workBless you my child…Pew pew pew
would have to be a pistol with holy water..
Lovely and creepy
The Epstein client list may result in a few “suspicious” deaths, we can only hope. Hold old is Oprah now?
Not sure exactly but she's living over expected life span.
"adult snakes live anywhere from 20 to 30 years"
I think a few Russian oligarchs will fall out of windows but they’re not celebrities, just cunts.
For the 2023 Death Pool, we had:
178 people taking part
1257 individual votes (not everyone picked ten names)
385 individual celebrities nominated
Four Bonus Rounds (May, July, September and Halloween)
The top celebrities with the most votes were:
Britney, 39 votes
David Attenborough, 34 votes
Ozzy Osbourne, also 34 votes
Our hero Dick Van Dyke, with 31 votes
Vladimir Putin, also 31 votes
Katie ‘Skanky’ Price, 27 votes
Cara Delevingne, 25 votes
Simon Cowell, 25 votes
Kanye West, 22 votes
Celine Dion, 19 votes
The points awarded are as follows:
Our winner @Flowerpotgirl with 81 points!
@EffingDust in second place with 79 points
@Fewminhun is third with 70 points
@princessmaire80 with 68 points
@jayne2240 with 53 points
@Tanne1999 with 51 points
@Hamiltonshats with 46 points
@Kellyneilgriff also with 46 points
@Marcinabolan won 46 points
@DrtCrl with 45 points
@DrLoomis also with 45 points
@Phonic83 with 45 points
@LondonCailin with 44 points
@Mums84 with 44 points
@rogerthedodger with 44 points
@EvilJigglypuff with 44 points
@L3moning with 36 points
@grumpy-nosy-cow with 35 points
@Mrs Fluff with 35 points
@Murphygirl with 35 points
@TruthTeller1036 also won 35 points
@ForeverMakingJibesWicked with 34 points
@NomDeGuerre with 34 points
@Shesaidwhat? With 33 points
@Trefl with 27 points
@Rockin' Robin with 24 points
@Shinealight with 22 points
@hol20x with 21 points
@Homesweethomesweethome with 17 points
@InkHeart with 17 points
@JuneJuneHannah with 17 points
@lurkeylurkerson with 17 points
@Moor123 with 17 points
@PenelopePitstop with 17 points
@pinksunsetx91 with 17 points
@Sir Lancelot also with 17 points (hey, that’s me!)
@bargainhunt99 with 16 points
@Prince fan 1999 with 16 points
@coconochanel with 14 points
@cantthinkofaname2 with 14 points
@Gillybean42 with 14 points
@hmc1203 with 14 points
@X_Bethany with 13 points
@JoJo76 with 12 points
@Kthxbye with 12 points
@Macmama with 12 points
@Moor123 with 12 points
@NorthernNortherner with 12 points
@BlueNose70 with 8 points
@Fishwife with 8 points
@MillionDollarBaby with 7 points
@calmyourritas with 7 points
@Catfan2 with 7 points
@hogwartsgraduate with 7 points
@Whl1994 with 7 points
@Zigazigaaah with 7 points
@Bubblesdahling with 4 points
@gigilouxx with 4 points
@Melmx with 4 points
@Shacklelmaheid with 4 points
@Tangerine Cat with 4 points
@thenorthremembers with 4 points
@Twinkleb with 4 points
@Sh!tRollsDownHill with 4 points
@Hmmmm_no with 1 point
@Dandaman619 with 1 point
@Justice4Maddie with 1 point
@Lurkiemurkie with 1 point
And @SmillieKylie with -10 points for insubordination!
(I’m not listing who everyone voted for)
Now, feel free to carry the chat on over to the 2024 thread!
2024 Celebrity Death Pool #1 Voting starts here | Page 45 | Tattle Life
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(Feel free to tag anyone whose user name I have spelt incorrectly)
178 people taking part
1257 individual votes (not everyone picked ten names)
385 individual celebrities nominated
Four Bonus Rounds (May, July, September and Halloween)
The top celebrities with the most votes were:
Britney, 39 votes
David Attenborough, 34 votes
Ozzy Osbourne, also 34 votes
Our hero Dick Van Dyke, with 31 votes
Vladimir Putin, also 31 votes
Katie ‘Skanky’ Price, 27 votes
Cara Delevingne, 25 votes
Simon Cowell, 25 votes
Kanye West, 22 votes
Celine Dion, 19 votes
The points awarded are as follows:
Our winner @Flowerpotgirl with 81 points!
@EffingDust in second place with 79 points
@Fewminhun is third with 70 points
@princessmaire80 with 68 points
@jayne2240 with 53 points
@Tanne1999 with 51 points
@Hamiltonshats with 46 points
@Kellyneilgriff also with 46 points
@Marcinabolan won 46 points
@DrtCrl with 45 points
@DrLoomis also with 45 points
@Phonic83 with 45 points
@LondonCailin with 44 points
@Mums84 with 44 points
@rogerthedodger with 44 points
@EvilJigglypuff with 44 points
@L3moning with 36 points
@grumpy-nosy-cow with 35 points
@Mrs Fluff with 35 points
@Murphygirl with 35 points
@TruthTeller1036 also won 35 points
@ForeverMakingJibesWicked with 34 points
@NomDeGuerre with 34 points
@Shesaidwhat? With 33 points
@Trefl with 27 points
@Rockin' Robin with 24 points
@Shinealight with 22 points
@hol20x with 21 points
@Homesweethomesweethome with 17 points
@InkHeart with 17 points
@JuneJuneHannah with 17 points
@lurkeylurkerson with 17 points
@Moor123 with 17 points
@PenelopePitstop with 17 points
@pinksunsetx91 with 17 points
@Sir Lancelot also with 17 points (hey, that’s me!)
@bargainhunt99 with 16 points
@Prince fan 1999 with 16 points
@coconochanel with 14 points
@cantthinkofaname2 with 14 points
@Gillybean42 with 14 points
@hmc1203 with 14 points
@X_Bethany with 13 points
@JoJo76 with 12 points
@Kthxbye with 12 points
@Macmama with 12 points
@Moor123 with 12 points
@NorthernNortherner with 12 points
@BlueNose70 with 8 points
@Fishwife with 8 points
@MillionDollarBaby with 7 points
@calmyourritas with 7 points
@Catfan2 with 7 points
@hogwartsgraduate with 7 points
@Whl1994 with 7 points
@Zigazigaaah with 7 points
@Bubblesdahling with 4 points
@gigilouxx with 4 points
@Melmx with 4 points
@Shacklelmaheid with 4 points
@Tangerine Cat with 4 points
@thenorthremembers with 4 points
@Twinkleb with 4 points
@Sh!tRollsDownHill with 4 points
@Hmmmm_no with 1 point
@Dandaman619 with 1 point
@Justice4Maddie with 1 point
@Lurkiemurkie with 1 point
And @SmillieKylie with -10 points for insubordination!
(I’m not listing who everyone voted for)
Now, feel free to carry the chat on over to the 2024 thread!
2024 Celebrity Death Pool #1 Voting starts here | Page 45 | Tattle Life
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(Feel free to tag anyone whose user name I have spelt incorrectly)
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Even Alice bleeping Evans wouldn’t have helped me win that one.
bleeping Al Fayed! I’ll never forgive him.
Oooh I ended up minus 10, rock bottom I thought I got my points back for just being little Miss Lovely
Only way is up for me in 2024
Big congrats @Flowerpotgirl you know your death people, there deffo a goth gal within you 🪦
I should really have waited a few more days to be sure that nobody died before New Year and the announcement hasn't yet been released... but hopefully this is it for 2023 and we can now all concentrate on 2024!
I'm secretly hoping the mods (who have been remarkably tolerant of all this nonsense) will let us close the 2023 thread early but, if not, that's ok.
Just try to remember the 2024 thread now exists and we can continue the new chats over there* since it is a new year and a new game.
*I don't know why I'm saying it; you lot will ignore me. Bastards ;P
I'm secretly hoping the mods (who have been remarkably tolerant of all this nonsense) will let us close the 2023 thread early but, if not, that's ok.
Just try to remember the 2024 thread now exists and we can continue the new chats over there* since it is a new year and a new game.
*I don't know why I'm saying it; you lot will ignore me. Bastards ;P
Someone say something? Anyone? Nope?
Cool, I’ll carry on then.
Cool, I’ll carry on then.
17 points from 2 slebs. Maybe I wasn't so bad at this after all.
Don’t worry you can try and beat last years score this year. you could try get -11 lolOooh I ended up minus 10, rock bottom I thought I got my points back for just being little Miss Lovely
Only way is up for me in 2024
Big congrats @Flowerpotgirl you know your death people, there deffo a goth gal within you 🪦
.Who knows I may end up at the bottom this year.
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You just need Cliff to walk into shot now with that skinny body of his dragging an axe behind him..
Not bad considering I genuinely can’t remember who was on my list
I hate to break it to you but it's an error on my part; you had 44 points thanks to Sinead O'Connor! Soz!Not bad considering I genuinely can’t remember who was on my list
You should be able to close this thread, just report the comment and say you want to close because it’s no longer 2023!
I hope this doesn’t mean one week till expiry.. he’s been very quiet since his birthday.
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