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Missed 3 pages in the last thread and 8 here!! Holy shit.

Surgery went well but boy does this shit HURT. I really hate medication (especially narcotics) but I was BEGGING for the Dilaudid when I woke up from anesthesia.

I can’t believe I have birth without an epidural and this has me curled up like a big baby

2020planner said:

OT - but has anyone seen @Southpaw33 lately on here? Hope she's OK! I miss her posts!

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@2020planner Thanks for thinking of me! That is really sweet to ask, and thanks to the others as well. I decided to take a break so it has been about a month that I spent away. I didn’t want to do a lame ‘announcing my departure’ thing, temporary or not, because like who am I to announce anything and also who cares really? I also know there are a handful of people who have me on ignore who would never know. I am just a message board username who posts a lot of GIFs and hates navigating this forum on a fucking cell phone. Good Lord it is horrible. This post glitched three times!

But sometimes breaks are really good - sometimes real life and dealing with shitty job situations, feeling unappreciated at said job, and dealing with the stress of life, and money, and health issues is a lot - and then on top of regular life stuff, knowing these mofos were preparing for yet another cruise (and Jenn announcing her solo cruise was the last straw for me recently and I think the last time I posted here)… I just decided I needed to take time away from forums and reading about them. (Insert tiny violin here) I work my ass off (as do those of you here and so I am not trying to claim I am anything special in that way) and we probably will never go on a Disney cruise. We have wanted to do one for years but just can’t swing it. So I am fucking tired of these douche-canoes just booking four or five a year and then bitching and complaining about things and seeming so ungrateful for everything, still making too much money off this shit, and using their kids for views. Literally screw them. I was just getting very little enjoyment wasting any energy on them.

After sorting by most liked posts for the past many threads, I definitely enjoyed the Xmas tea from the cruise (!) because it solidified that the Trackers must be miserable assholes no matter how much money they seem to throw at things or how much they buy. And no, I am not a JEALOUS HATER to any of the stans lurking here. I would never want to be these idiots. One can feel that way and also feel that life is pretty fucking unfair that people like them get so many breaks and make too much money with absolutely no real skills or work ethic (not to mention, exploiting their children for YouTube dough). Yuck.

And here I am getting pissed thinking about them again. Back to your regularly scheduled snarking/gossiping!

Ok I gotta do it.

TTT #162: The cheapest way to eat on vacation is to not bring Jenn

credit to @littlemuv if it wins

So that was eventful..

I've still got about 16 odd pages to catch up on here (so forgive me if I repeat anything you may already know), but it does seem that they do read this little blog.

First off I was very surprised to See Jenn wandering round the atrium after 7am taking the opportunity to photoshoot, seems she had an early night after Tea Total Tim ditched her for sabacc (and cocktails) followed by light saber training, to say he was tipsy was a minor understatement, hopefully this shows up a little on the first vlog. But I digress, so Ill keep the observations I spotted over the course of day 2 to short bullet points.

1. Jen uses the lift always. I was very surprised by this especially as the floors are literally about 15 steps between each other, and not of a height where Jackson couldn't do it either.
2. when their not recording, they're always on their phones. Both trackers check social media, very often, Jenn's mainly twitter, dis board, and here that I've see when passing past them on route.. I couldn't catch the account name.
3. Jackson loves bluey.... at the table.... at the atrium.... in the zen garden...
4. Tim's camera is literally the most obtrusive thing you could ever wish at a table, no one I saw seemed happy they were being filmed at close contact.
5. Jackson really seemed overwhelmed at the start of the whole thing, and more disinterested as time went on (this isn't an experience for the young), so spent a lot of time wandering off away from story moments to explore.. This leads me to...
6. Jen doesn't have control of J. She tries to talk to him as a best friend would speak to person, not as a mom would talk to their child, it's almost as though she's scared of telling them what to do or laying down the law. whether this is because she cant handle the tantrums, or whether she doesn't want to be filmed 'telling off' her son is something for discussion...
7. J wasn't happy with the whole experience from 3pm day 1 through to 10am on day 3 (hint at the times they spent on board). Also Tim and Jens advise that J's bedtime is at 7:30pm is a little white lie, as he's been up until 9pm on board.
8. Tim's very slow eater, always seems to like filming Jen's food, watch her eat it... describe it, eat again... then film his, eat, describe (loudly). we didn't pay for the table either night, but were close enough to hear the conversations occurring, and this trip is definitely a 'reviewing the experience' attempt to write some of the tax off.
9. Not one person was a 'fan' of their on board. By that I mean some people knew who they were, but not to a stan point of wanting to follow them round everywhere, ask for photo's or more importantly, ask to do the 'now its time to pay the price' bit. Imagine how embarrassing it is to explain to someone who you are, what you do, and would you be able to say this sentence while we film it...? now imaging doing that more than once because someone in 'editing' doesn't know how many vlogs their going to split the footage into.
10. Jenn seems suitable pissed day 2. Day 1 had many of the cast commenting on costumes for those that attempted cosplay, which of course Jen LOVED. So imagine not being centre of attention on day 2, partly due to not really participating in activities, Tim got name checked a few times, Jenn not so much. So the experience and the actors knowing your name does have something to do with how much you participate in, very Westworld, and you can occasionally if your close to some actors hear the stage direction coming through the earpieces. Seems the size of the room doesn't increase your immersion which I think they expected (we had ours as there's about 6 of us, and it felt most justified, though still a splurge).
11. A couple decided to go in star trek, made me sad as we originally planned a Red Dwarf theme (ipad as holly). but thought against the fact that doing 'cat' may have been a bit 'inappropriate'.
12.Tim drunk = loose lips, did you know they earn about $500 per day on old vlogs + new content, seems odd that they've blown near $40k in about a weeks worth of experiences. there's a clear tax rebate thing going on here, and I cant see the IRS letting that lot go under the radar for long, especially with last years activities, even with the best accountants..
13. Jenn really doesn't talk to anyone when Tim's not there. My wife got a 'Hi' and short one word answers out of her when asking how old her son was and if he was enjoying it (he wasn't) She did try to hint husband was filming for channel as an open question to ask about it, so She happy shot her down and mentioned I work as a freelance journalist and was covering this as part of a feature piece for a couple of popular publications. suffice to say she avoided my wife for the rest of the trip.

In summary the whole splurging thing worries me, they seem to be hedging their bets on changing their channel to an luxury travel 'experience' vlog, one that shows the finer points Disney and local places can provide for those able to spend that little bit more, and what you get from it. only issue is they are using key words in the vlogs to cover getting a rebate, but not enough to warrant a substantial 'review' into each experience.. they're going to get audited, and their going to have to pay a lot back I suspect if it falls badly for them.

OT, sorry, but you guys, I drove my car today!!! It was only around the block but I did it! I even figured out how to load the walker into the passenger seat while seated behind the wheel. I'm a fucking rock star!!!

Now I can drive my own ass to physical therapy. I'll be a normal productive person again before we know it.

I'm going to start with the Diaper Dash. I will fully admit, this was the lowest point for me and I felt wrong watching them here. I will also admit, I went to the Diaper Dash because my curiosity got the best of me and I really want to know if they were going to have Da Baby compete again. Even though he is walking--I wouldn't put anything past them. For those of you who haven't seen a DD, like everyone on the ship come out for it, it's adorable. So, we got there and I look down and there's Tim, holding Da Baby. Nanny is sitting in front of him and J$ is sitting in between her legs. Her body is enveloping his, that's the best way I can describe it. She's a smaller girl and her body is completely surrounding his. No Jenn. J$ is sitting there an his hands and fingers are going a mile a minute. He's rubbing his fingers together. He's rubbing his hands together. He's doing that finger posturing that we've seen him doing in the car on a few occasions. Nanny is getting tighter and tighter around him (if that makes sense). J$ is rubbing his head, he's rubbing his ears. He's visibily uncomfortable. All the other kids are sitting, just sitting. The race hasn't started yet, so it's not loud-loud but there are a ton of people so there is a lot of background noise.

It's giving me a hard time drawing on these pictures and uploading them....so they are behind the guy standing/leaning on the stair railing.


So at one point, J$ squirms away from Nanny and starts swinging that blue velvet rope in front of him. The rope is swinging, swinging harder, swinging harder....the posts are swinging now. I say--loudly---is someone going to stop him? That pole is going to fall on someone. Like she heard me (she didn't) Nanny scoops him back into her---he wasn't sitting ON her lap but moreso in between her legs, where her legs were wrapped around him. J$ didn't like this. I do not know what she said to him, or if she said anything (I was upstairs) but he started smacking himself, with both hands on the sides of his head. Like clapping with his head in between. He did it maybe 3-4-5 times? Nanny quickly grabbed both his hands and squeezed him tightly. This calmed him down. I'm telling you guys---I'm not a religious person at all---this girl was send by some higher power for this kid.

So now, Jenn shows up. She sits next to Tim, but doesn't say anything to J$. At all. He doesn't look at her either. Literally no recognition or communication at all. Tim hands off Da Baby to Jenn and starts fucking around with his glasses. You can see the light when he's taking a photo/video. It's bright. But I was watching closely. He's taking pics/video of Da Baby. J$ is acting like he's not even part of that same family. Tim pulls out the big ass, fuzzy ball camera and shoves it in Da Baby's face. Da Baby grabs the lens and Tim is PISSED. YOU GO LITTLE GUY!!!!!

So the lights go down, the colored lights start shining and Tim starts hitting his glasses. I'm assuming that the darkness/crazy lighting effects did not work well with the creeper glasses because Tim quickly got up and moved clear across the room.

In this photo---Jenn/O/Nanny/J$ are on the bottom left. Nanny is holding her phone up. Tim and his fuzzy balls are on the top right, next to the guy in the grey shirt standing with his arms crossed.



My two cents: They do know about J$ issues. They brought Jess back because she handles him well. Tim and Jenn do not handle him well. They give in to him because it's easier for them. But, I'm going to give Tim and Jenn a tad bit of credit here---they do a phenomenal job showing J$ good side in the videos. This must be a challenge for them. They for certain only show him at his absolute best and that could be why it takes so fucking long to edit some of these videos.

Back to the DD---I'm really anxious to see how he exploits these children. It was a really good DD as the children were super uncooperative. In the first race, this little girl crawled big circles in the middle of the mat while the other babies didn't move at all. She was adorable. The second round, this one baby tried to climb the stairs.

The winner of it all---stood up and walked away after collecting his prize. To which the entire crowd started screaming CHEATER. Loudly. The cruise director hypes up the Diaper Dash and talks about how if your kid walks you can't compete. They made a huge deal about the no walking rule during the race constantly. I want to see how Tim spins this---if he mentions it at all.

OK.....that's the end of Chapter 1 Sip on that for a while.

First, I’m so honored to have my own Tattle thread. I feel the love.

So I’m in this room trying to kill some time before the next trivia—I already won once today. There’s this thing called Sarge Says. It’s Sarge from Toy Story and some soldiers basically playing Simon says and they are looking for something, it’s a giant crayon. This room is full of kids and their parents, having fun. J$ would seriously love this. They are doing head, shoulders, knees and toes…dancing, stuff like that. Why don’t they bring their kids to the fun stuff? They are useless parents.

To be clear on the naked part—walking down the path, Jenn was holding him, we (and everyone else) saw his butt. His boy parts were pressed up against her. You couldn’t see that.

As far as the lack of life vest—I was watching thinking—she’s going to lose her footing and drop him. She’s chest deep in that water…she’s gonna drop him. Or he’s a slippery little human….hes going in. She didn’t drop him or fall though—so maybe I should give some credit? Nope, the kid should have had a vest on. They were available. J$ had one on.

And J$——not a good swimmer. Very very hesitant, even in ankle deep water. Not at all comfortable in the water. And Nanny was a fucking champ reassuring him. Like, really, really, really amazing. Like seriously—I cannot even begin to tell you how much I like her just observing her interactions with him. She’s a queen.

Today is one of those days I am happy not to see any of their entitled video bullshit.

after 17 months of warrior battle my best friend from college earned her wings. The only thing she wanted was to spend more time with her family and to start a foundation to raise money for scholarships for people to research emergency medicine which was her life passion. She did both of those things.

my heart is shattered for her husband, son, daughter, and mom. She was the only child of a single mom.

Congrats to @pkd81 for another hilarious Tracker thread title!

This picture from the last thread (courtesy @HaroldTheWalrus) pretty much summarizes it:



But feel free to add to the recap!

Recap of last thread in GIFs (my favorite way to recap ):

I'm going to be honest folks. I have read Tattle Life for years and have never commented. While I have taken on board the criticisms of the vloggers I like, I've often found them a little OTT or not in the spirit of the vlogs that were made or their intention.

But what Tim and Jenn have done has really angered me this time.

I commented on their YT video from GKTW and then removed the comment. I removed it because, on reflection, I thought "Maybe I'm being too harsh. Maybe I'm not giving Tim and Jenn enough credit. They don't have to provide exact details of the timeline of Tim's Covid recovery. And maybe I got it wrong."

I've since gone on to the GKTW instagram page and my worst fears were confirmed. There were, as should have been obvious to me, many vulnerable children and their families at the event. Tim's actions may have put them in direct danger and potentially endangered their lives. It is truly reprehensible.

I don't care if he followed the CDC guidelines. And I don't care if he tested negative in the 24 hours before he went. He should not have gone. It was too close to his positive case to take a chance. Going to the parks? Sure. Going to any public area where the people around him are not vulnerable as far as he knows? I can get on board with that as it's 2022 and we've all done our fair share of quarantining over the past two years. But to actively go INTO an environment with at-risk children and their families, after saying you WOULD NOT be attending due to your Covid diagnosis is as selfish as it is dangerous.

I genuinely pray neither Tim, Jenn or any of their family have to endure any of the illnesses that the children who benefit from GKTW do. I'm sure their attitude to attending an event like this so close to a positive Covid test would be very different in that unfortunate circumstance.

Sorry for the ramble on my first post but I had to put these frustrations somewhere. I'm just very upset at what they've done.

Hi y'all. I didn't realize going offline for a few days would cause this much concern but I'm also touched and appreciate the comments I think I caught. It was unexpected and sweet, and I appreciate my fellow unwells 🫶. Just wanted to clear up that I've been checked out of the online world for the most part, trying to process and grieve the death of a family member who unexpectedly died on Friday so I haven't had the emotional bandwidth to even correspond with close friends, let alone provide commentary on this turd family. Also I'm up to my eyeballs with work tasks post-vacation (should have just stayed in the mountains with no cell service, frankly), and post-life in a world without a beloved loved one. Also, I'm a mom to two kids cats, you guyzzz. Also FWIW, I'd never stop posting because of anyone's opinion of what everyone and their mom should post or not post (sorry not sorry), so just wanted to clear that up.

So thanks again for the kind comments but also let's just get back to the Bojos, I actually am uncomfortable with getting attention, and god forbid it annoys anyone. Maybe I'll feel inspired to post once these boring-ass MFs post their shitshow cruise voogs.

dlbf said:

How even would she have found you?

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I have a Twitter with the same name as here. I've followed her forever though, since I liked them. But it basically confirms that she reads here because why would she ban an xmasbday girl who has followed her forever randomly on Twitter? Oh because there's an xmasbday girl speaking truths over on Tattle.

I know you are all excited for tomorrow, but keep in mind, I’ll probably be off the ship by 8am and then I have to drive home about 2 hours. Give me a little bit of time to unpack the car, pet the dog…I promise that I will get the computer fired up and make my first post asap.

I was going to include something in my comment card, which apparently is now an online survey, not the paper that is has been for 25 years. More room for actual suggestions I was told. I’m planning on mentioning Tim specifically there and his crappy ass glasses.

Was playing around with AI art and came up with this monstrosity.

Guys, I really wish I could show you a lot more with photos for “more proof” but I don’t want to risk my account being banned. I don’t live on the exact same street as them however, I do live pretty close to them in the same neighborhood. Obviously I’m not going give up where I live because I know Dim and J4D do look here on tattle. I can tell you that there are two gates to get into the neighborhood. The first one has security and the the second one you can use an app or you can pay for a remote. Their house looks the worst in the neighborhood. I can confirm they have had many female nannies go in and out of the house. Also on the FB page I can confirm that if you are looking for help during the summer there has been postings and Jessica or “Jess” did in fact reply to the initial post. So I’m sure the trackholes did reach out to her via FB. The volt never leaves that spot at least for the 6 months I’ve been here. They recently had the new solar panels installed about a month ago. But it gets better lol. I did see a posting in the FB page of a person trying to sale used solar panels and I was interested about them but they wanted way too much for older panels. I do think they are home because their garage door was just open. Live stream today? Anyway, you can believe me or not but I will continue to be here for the downfall of their channel because it’s happening as we speak! If anything else happens that I can see I will update youuuu guyzzzzzzzzz!

Do you think they created one for Jenn as well?