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Jenn and her daughter in 10 years.

TawdryT said:

It just needs the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme.

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Done and done.

I suggest we all take a short break from roasting the Trackers non-stop to reflect momentarily on the true unsung hero of the Bojo media empire: Jenn's jorts.

The poor jorts didn’t sign up for this, but they have stoically marched on like real troopers. Never complaining throughout the yeast infections, the queefs, and the menstrual horrors best left unspoken, these kevlar-coated coochie cutters have seen things you people wouldn't believe.

Future generations of scientists will continue to research their incomprehensible elasticity and durability, working tirelessly to unravel their mysterious properties which defy the very laws of nature. The world of fashion will note the Great Babymoon of 2022 as the turning point whence jorts moved from the marginalised peripheries of the trailer park into the must-have wardrobe stable of every chic and elegant woman. Goodbye Little Black Dress, hello Crusty Musty Jorts!

Just as the jorts themselves are now physically inseparable from Jenn's engorged and swollen body, they have also become inextricable from the hard-grifting spirit that the Youtube theme park vlogging community was built on. The jorts are now woven into of the very fabric of America. And we are all stronger for it.

So fellow Tattlers, let us all give thanks—for not only being witnesses to history, but being part of it.

The Tim Tracker #117: Jenn Tracker.. We Salute Your Jorts!

I updated the stan collage.

Happy birthday to me. I got to give them both the finger today. It is a good day

2020planner said:

We need @Quasimodo to officially enter this title again for the next thread #136 because it's still so fitting!

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Alright, let's give it another shot

The Tim Tracker #136: Our 900K Subscribers are 88% Dead and So Are We

^ This also counts as a recap.

Okay y’all good news! My friend just published Tim’s visit to GKTW on her medium page: . Make sure to give her a big (virtual) high five for her quick work.

Dim really wants that first haircut package this badly?!?

Quasimodo said:

Challenge sabotaged by a day of eating naan. Womp womp.

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How many videos did Jenn post today? Naan.

I'll see myself out.

#TTT #138 Outwitted by a cup of salad dressing

The Tim Tracker #113: 1 Chainz, 2 Nanniez, 3 Napz, 4 Chinz

I just read through the rules again and I will definitely respect their privacy and not post pictures. I can confirm the backyard renovations haven’t begun, the Chevy spark just sits parked in the driveway with horrible sun damage, I have seen multiple nannies come in and out, their garage looks like a tornado went through, the shelf in the garage still hasn’t been fixed, they are the only ones on the block who has a pool and from what I see on the FB page it stays green and not clean. Many neighbors cannot stand them as HOA has been involved recently!!

The Tim Tracker #41 Gay isn’t contagious, but COVID is.

#154 And now it’s time to poop on Mommy.

It’s your friendly Universal TM with some piping hot tea. It’s CM previews at Disney and guess who has some friends who went today? . They were at MK super early and saw no other than TT near Tron. He was asking some CMs that passed if they had extra passes( friends words) and at one point, told a couple he was Tim Tracker. My friends think he looked up online when the previews were. They were nearby when he was doing this and when someone asked why, he said he wanted to get the jump on other vloggers. I would expect another highly viewed video. Sad really, that he rides Disney’s coattails for views. Hope you enjoyed

I think if Jenn had one of those cut-out silhouettes it would probably look like this.