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#183: His name is Oliver

We found out the gender of our baby! It's.... Not A Boy can't wait to post "baby's first bibbidi bobbidi boutique," etc for my YouTube fans.
(In all seriousness, we're excited but would've been either way)

Couple of quick comments: I do not think they are in a suite or that they have a cabana. Those cabanas sold out in about 2.5 seconds to the Pearl cruisers.

Jenn could have been on the island. I did not see her. I saw Tim with Mike about 5-6 different times. My daughter’s comment re: Mike. That guy is old. He looks and dresses young, when you look at him. He looks rough. And he had sweated through the back of his shirt like really badly. He also wears a diamond stud earring. I will check for a wedding ring next time we see them.

I have photos…of the island which truly is a natural beauty. It’s just gorgeous. And of Tim being a creeper. I’ll post those when I get back, Pic don’t upload for me right now.

I also apologize for all the typos. I hate typing on my phone. I’m literate. I promise.

And Now It's Time to Splu said:

I'm guessing today was a tough day in the Tracker household since she hasn't posted a new voog yet. Not a good way to start out a new month.

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May is starting out great for me, I got the job offer! (much to the disappointment of some people, probably ). I plan on celebrating with breakfast for dinner + it's Survivor/Amazing Race night.

Ginn says she's having an English muffin for "breakfast", but she says well actually it's just half an English muffin because Buddy STOLE half of hers. Buddy mumbles with the muffin in his mouth. Then he asks what stealing is.

Well Buddy, it's when you use footage of other vloggers and make money off it and barely credit them and don't even directly tell them you did it!

VloggerCritic said:

Congrats to @HereForTheT3a22 for a hilarious new thread title. I will let someone else handle recap duties please!

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I’m not going to lie…I have been waiting for #99 for a LONGGGG time for this title…I’ve had it tucked away in my brain since I started posting here

glad it made it this time

With the Trackers on a cruise and not being invited to The Guardians of the Galaxy Cosmic Rewind opening I thought this would be an appropriate title:

The Tim Tracker #74: We booked the wrong Chris Pratt!

Y’all might enjoy this tea.

I was the girl that got attacked over the internet about stealing their Instagram picture and then getting credit for it. Instead of reaching out to me I woke up the next day with death threats and attacks from their stans. Not once did they ever try to reach out to me for any of this. I told Universal it wasn’t my picture from the start so it’s not my fault they gave me credit for it. I lost all respect for them when that happened. Sending your stand to fight your problems is a coward move.

OT--

I feel like this place is a kind of second home for me and such a distraction from the crap in my own life and I feel so much love for so many of you and I just need some place to release my sadness. We unexpectedly had to put down one of our dogs yesterday and I am beyond grief stricken. I can't even think of anything witty to say about Jen munching down on what seemed like dozens of hand pies (with sauce) or Tim's RBF until he realizes the camera is on him.

It might not be my most fondest memory, but at least she had one last day at the beach on Sunday....and it wasn't with some dog sitter.

littlemuv said:

My mum, god rest her soul, used to have a phrase for people who looked like this. She would say, ‘she looks like she’s been dragged through a hedge backwards’. Thanks mum, a perfect description of J5D

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The Tim Tracker #184 She looks like she’s been dragged through a hedge backwards

If there is a live tomorrow, I am mentally prepared for "An Unwell person stalked us and ruined our cruise". We're sooooooooooo scared you guyzzzzzz.

I promise you all this, I did not say one word to them. I did not follow them. I did not seek them out. Everything I've posted here happened in full "public" view. I couldn't even tell you where their room was---although I saw them coming/going to the aft elevator, so I suspect they were in the back of the ship.

glossyeyes said:

I think we all think Koda is on the spectrum.
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I really don’t wanna hear about OA or TPE. They have their own threads.

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On the other hand, I think the comparison provides a telling frame of reference between them and the Trackers.

Just saw her again now, my daughter says—that girl is well dressed. Always. She makes Jenn look like even more of a slob with that graphic t she’s wearing, probably right from dinner.

J was rolling around on the floor of the atrium/lobby.

Guys—I’m gonna need a vacation from this vacation. I’m working harder than I thought I would here. They are seriously everywhere I go.

court2022 said:

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The Tim Tracker #176: The only thing Jenn doesn't burn are calories

I’ve been behind for a few days and finally caught up. Lovely to see Tim’s very sad face over losing both the baby race AND the Civil War.

Tim and Jen want the same.

Okay another one to throw in the ring-

The Tim Tracker #132: My Tesla may not have a spare tire, but I do!